GUYS, LOOK; MY FIRST FANART THAT I DIDN'T REQUEST FOR!! MY BOY'S SO PRETTY!! 🥹🥹

Spencer Reid headcanons because I love my baby boy!!

Warnings: mentions of sex

—He’s demisexual and biromantic (prefers men)

—He’s still afraid of the dark, even more so after prison because he saw firsthand that the most terrible things happen in the dark (*sobs*)

—His guilty pleasure is reading sappy romance novels, whether they’re good or not

—His favorite band is Metallica (this is totally because he mentioned Enter Sandman in the very first episode; I’ve not been sane since then)

—When he texts (which is rare), his grammar is perfect

—Speaking of grammar, when someone says something wrong (like “me and {name}”), he’ll immediately correct them (like “{name} and I”)

—His sense of touch is very sensitive, so if he touches something he doesn't like, he flinches away, and when he's with his S/O, he's constantly trying to touch them to commit them to memory (I’m projecting, shhhhh)

—Him and Ethan DEFINITELY had something going on when they were trying to join the BAU (“academic rivals” my ass. They kissed. (And Ethan 100% took Spencer's virginity))

—Even though he doesn't talk about it, he knows a lot about sex (mind you, he’s no sex God, but he's a quick learner and knows just what to do)

—Hate me if you want, I don't care, but my mans became more dominant after prison (NOT COMPLETELY, JUST MORE. HE’S STILL A SWITCH IN MY HEAD)

—His favorite color is purple (is that even a headcanon? I thought I heard it was canon or something)

—Completely random and does not make sense at all, but he has a freckle on the base of his pubic bone

—He also still has intense headaches, even after season six, because I REFUSE to forget about the pain and confusion he went through just for an episode

—He was born on October 5th. Why? Because it was the release date of the episode his birthday party took place. Also, no, Spencer and Emily don't share the same birthday in canon. How could they forget his AND Emily's in that one episode? Yeah, no. I'm sorry, but there's literally no way they share a birthday (he just knows everyone's birthday, down to the exact time because that information is in the FBI's database)

Damn his voice and his freckles and his wolf cut and his beautiful, purple eyes and his fuck-ass mustache and his British accent and his turtleneck. He captivates me.

Everyone, say "thank you" to @ajoure for creating the best (in my humble and correct opinion /hj) Harley Sawyer design.

Day one of watching Arcane. I've decided to cave in and see what all the fuss is about. Bear in mind, I am also keeping up with Andor (which comes out every Thursday), so updates will not be consistent.

I will edit this post with my reaction to the first few episodes. Wish me luck. 👍👍

⚠️⚠️ SPOILERS FOR THE FIRST THREE EPISODES BELOW ⚠️⚠️

Update; Episode one, season one, Welcome to the Playground. I thought that Vi and Powder's relationship was so cute! (I know what happens later on, I know.) The animation style is very entertaining, as well as the story telling. I also thought that Vander was very... nice-looking. 🤭🤭 Very sad the cat got killed in the end, though.

Update pt. 2; Episode two, season one, Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Y'ALL, THE LORE?? AND IT'S ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE??? Good soup. Also, I thought Vander was fine (he still very much is in my eyes), but Viktor? Y'all, he got me giggling and blushing my ass off. 🤭🤭 Also, what is his accent? I'm stuck between French and German, but I don't wanna look it up in case I get spoilers. (Edit; It's a Czech accent... Stupid-head.)

Update pt. 3; Episode three, season one, The Base Violence Necessary for Change. WHAT THE FUCK?? THEY KILLED MY BOY VANDER OFF??? BRUH, HE WAS GREAT. SILCO, YOU BASTARD MAN. POWDER, I'M SO SORRY, BUT YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO VIOLET. 🤬🤬 Was getting very gay vibes from Jayce and Viktor. I don't think they get together in the show since I heard one of the main people who worked on the show hated the ship (which, like, sucks to suck I guess??), but no spoilers. Perfect episode to end off on the day with, honestly.

And finally, we have my redesigns and headcanons of the Nightmare Critters for my Mechanical Instinct AU!! Plus, my own OC, Feckless Fennec. Also, I change Rabie Baby's name because I did not like it, and it didn't feel like it fit her.

Disclaimer: I did trace over the original artwork for a better visual of how the characters would look in the style. Credit goes to Amber (artist of the Smiling Critters), not me

Warnings: Mention of cannibalism, mention of abuse, overall negativity from these little things

Ducky. 🥺🥺🌸🌸

choose your fav flower friend

@archaospetryx I have a snack for you.

Mr. Thunder Thighs over here really preached that "thick thighs save lives". With those child-bearing hips, they can do anything.

You guys. I'm seeing all these Harley Sawyers getting pregnant... Should I join in on the trend? I mean, Charlie (my OC) and Harley canonically build a child together in my AU, but should I, too, draw Harley prego? Gregnant? (It does not matter what any of you say, I will draw it anyways.)

Honestly, I don't care if this post is almost a year old; this is literally so true. Who gave him the right to look so good in purple? AND red?? SMH, such a pretty boy.

Spencer reid in purple is my Roman Empire

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My human!Harley Sawyer design! You can tell that I have no rhyme or rhythm when it comes to designing humans. Or in general. I just love when men put their long hair up into a ponytail, okay?

And yes, he has an earring on his right ear because he's gay (pansexual) AS FUCK. Why? Because I said so. It's my AU, I get to do what I want with him.

Is he considered naked? No one will ever know.

I've literally gotten so used to drawing him by now that it's second nature. Someone help me (don't).

Based off of this image (I love these two) ⬇️⬇️