I'm Bored And I Don't Really Get Asks, Anonymous Or Not. Ask Away, My Gold Dabloons!!

My human!Harley Sawyer design! You can tell that I have no rhyme or rhythm when it comes to designing humans. Or in general. I just love when men put their long hair up into a ponytail, okay?

And yes, he has an earring on his right ear because he's gay (pansexual) AS FUCK. Why? Because I said so. It's my AU, I get to do what I want with him.

Woah, there, Charlie. I think you need to sit down for a minute (deserved—).

Warnings: Descriptions of violent action and gore and death

I have not finished an animation/animatic in, like, months. Maybe a whole year. I'm so unmotivated, dawg. And I get distracted so easily. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I love me a sad, nerdy man with brown hair (he'd literally my type, guys. I'm a simple man). HIS VEST IS SO HARD TO DRAW. VIK, GET A DIFFERENT VEST, MAN. 😭😭

The cold, dead eyes are what drew me in, and I stayed because he's a lovely individual. Love me some quiet, intellectual types.

I haven't thought much about what I'd be like in the Arcane universe (it's like the Nimona situation where it's hard to make a new original character when everyone else is so fleshed out), but I like to think that Golden would be able to control snakes or something (I love snakes).

This is me when your Harleith is still in the "shit, it's complicated" stage.

I wanna see Leith actually say “I love you” instead of hinting it and Harley completely loses himself 🥹

Hey they have relationships status "shit is complicated" you gotta waittttt

Hear me out... SecurityAngel could be evil gays—

You know whats funny?

I have, like, more than 1000 followers here, but more than half of them are inactive because they subscribed to me for securityangel or after I posted that one mini comic with Doctor, Doey and Angel titled "what if" (still one of my most popular posts)

And people follow me thinking I draw securityangel, but all I really do is jumpscaring them with evil gays and lmao that's NOT what they expect, I can see by my asks or comments---

Anyway woe, harleith be upon ye

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

After weeks of contemplation, I finally created a human reference sheet for my Poppy Playtime OC, Charlie Malloy. I'm terribly sorry for taking so long. 😔😔

He's got heterochromia because... I don't know, I just think it's neat. He's a very sweet little man, only two apples tall! 🥰🥰

I joined the casino/servant challenge that @archaospetryx and @birbdaddygram proposed! I like drawing slutty outfits, ngl.

Warnings: Suggestive clothing, bondage with wires

With and without text (the signature in the first one is how I think Harley would sign his name). As you can tell, I'm not very good with pickup lines. 😔😔

God, I love men.

Charlie (my OC) is drooling over this right now.

Y'all, I'm sorry, but I just gotta ramble here for a second.

If you are writing an "x reader", do not 👏 describe 👏 the reader 👏 in anyway 👏 unless it's 👏 specified 👏 in the 👏 title (like short!reader or plus-sized!reader or female!reader). It's called "x reader" for a reason; so ALL readers can enjoy. It's very clear you look a certain way, or think your readers look a certain way, whenever you describe them. DON'T. Long hair? Even if the reader is female, they might not have long hair; short-haired and medium-length and bald women exist. They read, too. And not all readers are shorter than the character they're shipping themselves with. Sure, if the character is abnormally large or a lot taller than average, they're most likely not taller (they shouldn't be, at least-), but it's frustrating for people who are taller when they read something that's obviously meant for shorter people. My point is stop assuming. If you can only write for a certain type of reader, then specify that in an author's note or a pinned post or something. But, if you're not someone who specifies, literally make it as gender-neutral as possible! 😭😭 Not all readers are women (like myself and many other men or people who of any other gender)!

Also, stop tagging your "OC x characters"s as "reader x character"?? And naming the reader??? (Mostly a problem on AO3.) That literally destroys the purpose of an "x reader". If you don't wanna call the reader "Y/N", that's completely fine, just literally do not mention it. Say something like "[character] uttered your name softly" instead of "oh, Y/N". It's literally not that hard (if it is, or if you write in third person, I don't know what to tell you). And the reader is not the same as an OC? Sure, people might use their OC's names or think of their OCs in place of themselves when reading those types of fics, but it makes no sense when you have a full-fledged character and tag it as an "x reader". Like, what the hell?? I sure am not anyone's character the last time I checked.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. 🥰🥰

Here, have my Harley with his hair down and @ajoure's Harley with his hair up!

I love evil men so much, you have no idea. I want to devour both of them.