I Know It's A Boring Straight Ship But Guys. Dexiana. Consider That It Slaps.

Girldad pumpkin carving🙂‍↕️

A lot of dandy world doodles

And this!! 0-0

The story got to me 😭

Obligatory battle of the labyrinth kiss scene

Bonus:

If your reason for not shipping Ron and Hermione is because of all their bickering... you have a child's grasp of their characters.

Ron has five brothers and a little sister. You have to be quick witted to keep up with the amount of friendly fire going on inside that house. The loudest gets heard. He's always ready for a fight.

Hermione secretly judges people by their ability to keep up with her intellectually. Condescension is a reflex. It pushes people away before they can actually match her (because god forbid she lose).

Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Ron can't stop once he gets started and Hermione is too stubborn to admit she's wrong. And, the thing is, they both clearly love it.

Hermione wouldn't want a "yes" man and Ron wouldn't want someone who can't handle teasing. He challenges her intellect, and she gets an intellectual challenge. It's a win win.

everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!

lacy, oh lacy, it’s like you’re out to get me (you poison every little thing that i do)

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

“the lost cities are homophobic”

actually the elves fully support gay marriage, but unfortunately gay people had to be banned in 2000 B.C. after fintan and bronte’s nightmare of a divorce case