Who Let Athena Cut His Hair 😭😭

The Sapphic need to say: "I can't go out tonight boys. Me and my old lady have plans~" and then I waggle my eyebrows. The plans are watching sad movies and cuddling our seven dogs and five cats.

For a moment I forgot that Telemachus was witnessing everything

Just a silly lil guy

obsessed

Knowledge is empowering

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.