Morixlx - Whatssup

need to take a femme out to a bar with our friends and just nod along to conversation like 'mhm' 'yeah' bc im lowkey staring at her tits the whole time AND shes aware + very into it. then we go home and i make her cum a lot. that would fix me i think

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

Good boy

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

dear black women,

i love you