French Kissing Her Pussy From The Back

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny

Is there something like the Darry ring but for kids.

I just want my other children to know that my middle child will ALWAYS be my favorite little munchkin 🥰🥰🥰

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

Ovulation horny is CRAZY I need to be chained up like a werewolf rn

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies