God, Why Is The Idea Of Using A Man As A Human Dildo Just, So, Ugh. Let Me Use You Up. Your Highest Purpose

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

its almost “fuck me in your hoodie on the countertop while we bake cookies” season.

There’s a reason why we feel lonely even though we aren’t alone. It’s because loneliness is not about how many friends we have or how many people are in the room with us. It’s a disconnection from others. Being social doesn’t cure loneliness, loneliness comes when there is not a single person close enough to see past the illusion to who we really and what we really feel inside.

Guys, I miss cable tv…. Saturday morning cartoons, and hanging my head off the side of the couch, trying to drink my juice and accidentally giving myself FBI levels of torture

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.