As Someone Who Receives Pleasure Mostly From Pleasuring My Partner I Really Need A Woman To Make Me Wait.

Is there something like the Darry ring but for kids.

I just want my other children to know that my middle child will ALWAYS be my favorite little munchkin 🥰🥰🥰

it’s homophobic that im not cuddling with a pretty lady right now

big fan of when stuff is the color green

need to fuck a femme so hard until i completely forget about all my stress and problems. the only thing in my mind will be her delicious moans and her tight little pussy clenching my cock.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

my predictions for the minecraft movie:

alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it

actually nobody is gonna have a personality

“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga

and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)

mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation