Kiss It And Tell Her It’s Pretty Before You Eat It

i’m ready to just give into my whore ways and fuck the next person who offers

my predictions for the minecraft movie:

alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it

actually nobody is gonna have a personality

“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga

and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)

mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation

I want to have you on my lap, your back against my chest as you face the mirror in front of us and watch my fingers rub your clit before slowly sinking into you. Look at yourself, princess, watch how pretty you look when I fuck you. Look at your thighs, your hips, your breasts, watch how your body reacts to my touch. You're a masterpiece, did you know that? Such a beautiful girl and you're all mine, can you see that? You love when I tell you how pretty you are, don't you? You're so wet, sweet girl, taking my fingers like a good girl as I mark your neck, kissing and biting your skin so you think of me when you stand in front of a mirror again.

This post is about lesbian sex, men and minors dni.

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

you’re too busy being a dungeon master at your d&d game when you could be mastering my dungeon instead (i’m talking about my pussy)

Need to have their face in the pillows while I'm railing them with my strap until suddenly I pull them up by their hair and press myself against their back, wrapping a hand around their throat and moving the other to rub their clit, whispering in their ear every filthy thing I can think of as I fuck them until they cum like a little whore

shoutout to bi ppl fr. bi women, bi men, bi nonbinary people. blows a kiss to masc bi women and fem bi men in particular. fat bi people, bi poc, aspec bi people, trans bi people, i love all you guys

ⓘ This user is desperate for hot makeout sessions w inappropriate touching