Giving her little star stickers as a reward every time she cums for me
omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
she may not be a lesbian in canon, but she is a lesbian in my heart
nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve
big fan of when stuff is the color green
taking applications for girls who will let me be mean to them in the nicest way possible <3
“such a pretty thing.. begging for my strap like the little slut you are.”
I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm
might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk
I neeeeeed Pride and Prejudice the movie…
But starring Katie McGrath and Andrew Hozier Byrne as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy
With every fiber of my being
With the thirst of a forest before a gender reveal party
Unquenchable like a mouth after a KFC biscuit
Please please please
I beg from bended knees