Nothing Gives Me More Pleasure Than To Give A Girl An Orgasm. I'm Literally At Your Service Baby.

Guys, I miss cable tv…. Saturday morning cartoons, and hanging my head off the side of the couch, trying to drink my juice and accidentally giving myself FBI levels of torture

EXCUSE ME?

dear black women,

i love you

tell me you’ve been thinking of me

Like the film Ratatouille I too can be controlled easily by pulling my hair

Men DNI

Wanna eat a girl out from the back. Really stuffing my face into her dripping cunt. Face fucking her into another dimension, before easing my strap inside and fucking her doggy style till she cums on my cock like a good slut

This is the best idea in the history of film.