Things We Need To Address:

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

I neeeeeed Pride and Prejudice the movie…

But starring Katie McGrath and Andrew Hozier Byrne as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy

With every fiber of my being

With the thirst of a forest before a gender reveal party

Unquenchable like a mouth after a KFC biscuit

Please please please

I beg from bended knees

There’s nothing like the moment when you’re three fingers deep in them with your tongue on their clit and you feel them clench around your fingers 🤤

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

Gentle reminder to put her over your lap, smack her ass, and rub her pussy through the panties