All These Development About The Luigi And Briana Conundrum Made Me Remember This Tweet And It Applies

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

to win my heart, you must defeat the 3 evils known as Fear of abandonment, Constant reassurance, and Clingy beyond reason

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

the rumors are true, I like torturing brats until they become a dripping wet whimpering mess for me

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

ⓘ This user is desperate for hot makeout sessions w inappropriate touching

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″