Professor Au Has Got Me UNWELL

*incomprehensible screaming*

ANOTHER ARTIST HAS ENTERED THE ARENA. PREPARE FOR A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

Lmao but honestly gimme your art I'm gonna eat it ITSSOGFUCKINGGOODOMLLLLL

I would 100% let Sweetheart do this to me frfr

100% gay intended please tall queen step on me lmao

Helloo!! I love your writing and especially your sweetheart series that has really brightened up some of my days! I recently started to get into anatomy again soooooo, here's sweetheart!

Take care of yourself! ♡♡

YEEEAAASSSS

THIS IS IT YALL. THIS IS A MASTER AT WORK

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

Thanks for the tag @ghouljams ! <33

Last song: In My Room by Chance Peña

Favorite color: It rotates very frequently but I keep coming back to bluish green!

Last Movie: Ponyo (comfort movie with the bf)

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Depends on who I'm with, if it's family, then spicy cause of culture, but by myself? Sweet. Sweet all the way.

Last thing I searched: Meaning of different hydrangea colors (for a fic)

Current Obsession: Catalyst series by @ezrasbirdie cause FUCK I've noticed a pattern in the bitches I simp for and idk how I feel about that (gnawing on my enclosure, I sprint so fast to catalyst updates)

No pressure tags! : @hunterbunter3000 @gomzdrawfr @lights-on-the-ridge @groguspicklejar @ramvur @pampanope @valiants @temeyes @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world @ezrasbirdie

(I don't have a lot of moots on this hellsite so just friendly tags to idols, people I like, and those I think would be interested :])

Tagged by @castanierprosper :D

Last song: ‘On and On (About Your)’, by Bowling for Soup! I just really like the part where they switch to Spanish for a verse X3

Favorite color: dark green as well :D

Last movie: Operation Finale. Boy oh boy that was harrowing ;-;

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet, I’m a tiny baby who can’t do spice 🙃

Last thing I searched: “Julian X-Com 2 voice actor”, lol—I had to make sure! I’ve got a thing for that guy sdnfskvndfojbn

Current obsession: X-Com lol akdksofivjdf frankly I’m awful at it, I find it way way way too hard… but I like it anyway, I’m gonna get good ;-;

Tagging (only if they want to) @dead-pidove-do-not-eat , @ariel-seagull-wings , @thealmightyemprex

Thank you so much for participating!! But-

WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM????

W H A T

If I had brain worms over a specific TF 141 au in mah lil wrinkly brain, who would y'all like me to draw first? I think it's an original au, I haven't seen anything of it before

Please anyone who sees this reblog it cause I'm rlly rlly curious how this'll turn out, thanks!

THIS PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER

And the SKILL AHHHHH IM EATING THIS SHIT UP PLEASE GO FOLLOW THEM

named him soap but all he does is make a mess...

Oh this is beautiful

BLACKCELL GAZ

This pleases me.

OMG SWEETHEART GETTING THE GUYS WORKED UP😍 GET IT GIRLFRIEND

imagine she wears on the those dresses that have HIGH ass slits on both sides showing off her thighs and a sliver of her ass. just a peak yk..a little tease for later

WHHOOOOO

I mean it looks so beautiful on her. Hair in thick, long braids, pearls interwoven in the hair by delicate hands, with gold sparkly jewelry adorning on her skin. She looks like ethereal royalty, sultry makeup and hair. Lips glossy and plump with such a pretty color and nails dipped in gold.

And that dress...

It might as well be a second skin, with how sinful it looks on her. A black Spaghetti strapped body con dress with the deepest v-line they've ever seen. And when she walks, the splits show off her shiny, thick thighs and her long "Stairway to Heaven" legs-- fuckkkkkk

The clicks of her gold gladiator heels makes all of their fantasies want to come true. "Alright, boys! How do I look?" She asks with a smile as she pivots her back towards them. Oh hell, you can see some of her ass-- who the fuck made this dress?

Gaz inhales deeply and Alex bites his fist. Soap has drool coming out of his mouth while Ghost is hiding his crotch behind a pillow. "You look absolutely gorgeous, princess." Price tells her with a low voice, his crossed arms straining against his chest. "Strahlend..." König whispers to himself. "Good." Horangi flats out. He mechanically gives her a thumbs up, not noticing the blood trickling out of his mask. "Good, good. Very good style."

Sweetheart giggles, collecting her purse. "Awww, thanks guys! I'll see you later, okay?" As she was turning around, she drops her wallet on the floor. She mumbles a curse under her breath and bends down to retrieve it.

I mean, good lord. They can only take so much.

REBLOG THE WIZARD

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

HAHAHAHA THE CURSE OF BEING A WRITER

None of your characters can escape the mighty gift of trauma

N o n e

i fully believe the reason sweetheart has a problem with the cartel is because her family has some type of connection to it in the past and something happened :)

And you are correct! It's not the whole family, it's just the Mad Scientist brother. (Whose name is now Torrance, thank you anon for the lovely name ♡) He had connections with the Cartel, he didn't level with his side of the deal, and Sweetheart got kidnapped and stuff happened-- I don't wanna go too much detail into it unless people actually want to know, cause it's pretty messed up 💀💀

Tw: drugs

BUT YEAH she hates the cartel, her relationship with Torrance isn't... the best. And she's HIGHLY uncomfortable with Valeria. She feels sick if she's around drugs, cocaine to be precise. She will legit throw up if she sees any type of cocaine. If she hears the word cartel she would turn on her fight or flight mode so damn quickly.

MAN-- WHY TF DID I GIVE HER TRAUMA?!?!? THIS WASNT THE PLAN AT ALL 💀💀

HAVE A HAPPY GO LUCKY READER INSERT? CHECK

HAVE A GOOD HEALTHY FAMILY? CHECK

MAKE THE READER NOT HAVE TRAUMA?? NOT FUCKING CHECKED

CAUSE I JUST DID IT. AGAIN.

Why do I do this to any character I make. Why.

I'm so normal about him I swear

thinkin' about 1950s!mafia!price and the pretty little lounge singer who performs at his club. waits for you in your dressing room after your set with a bottle of disgustingly expensive champagne. reaches down to pull a knife from his sock to pop it open with...

calls you dearie, sugarpie, dollface...

kisses your pouty lips and mumbling an apology when he gets pulled away from your dates to deal with ahem... business...

dresses you up in the finest silks, furs, and jewels so he can parade you around on his arm, showing everyone what belongs to him...

has a wicked temper that only you can calm him down from. cupping his cheeks and saying his name in that soft, sing-song voice that never fails to melt his heart