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Biblically accurate traffic cone
plushie expletives:
holy stitches
oh my buttons
dear stuffing
what the fabric
this is what i post from btw
this is my favorite pic at the moment like I'll knock all this shit over irdgaf
premarital divorce
I don’t tolerate Jeff hate
i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:
•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don't see them while he's talking!
•he wasn't bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider
•he doesn't stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)
•he doesn't have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!
•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that's what he is!
•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!
•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)
•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^
•miguel is irish/mexican :)
•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099
just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^
family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
so mr. flame-on is not only the tallest out of these 3, his waist is also the most snatched AND has the fattest ass out of the 3 too? this is the greed they talk about in the bible
Can you believe it guys? Daredevil born again, just 2 weeks away. Daredevil born again is in 2 weeks! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Daredevil!
Predictions for Daredevil Born Again:
1) Bullseye kills Foggy Nelson in the first few episodes. Foggy’s death is what leads to Matt retiring from vigilante work.
2) Muse, the main villain, is targeting Wilson Fisk (based on the comic arc). He is an artist/serial killer obsessed with killing Fisk and adding him to his “artwork”.
3) Matt goes to Frank Castle for help since he can’t track down Muse. His reasoning is that he goes to another serial killer for advice (think Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling).
4) Muse kills another person close to Matt. Since Karen Page might be overkill since I’m predicting Foggy is going to die, Muse might end up killing Matt’s new love interest Heather Glenn. Knowing the comics, Matt going into a spiral because he lost another girlfriend is lore accurate. Or maybe the show says fuck it and kills off Karen as well, leaving Matt the sole surviving member of the Daredevil trio.
5) Since Fisk is being targeted by Muse, he forms a temporary alliance with Matt Murdock, hence the diner scene. So, Fisk isn’t the main villain of the season. However…
6) …the season ends with Fisk turning against Matt Murdock after Muse’s defeat. Fisk becomes mayor and in his first act, he pushes for a series of laws targeting superheroes/vigilantes. Fisk argues that masked menaces like Muse is the reason why the laws need to be passed. In reality, Fisk is using these laws to take down Daredevil, Punisher, and anyone else capable of stopping him. Born Again ends with Matt Murdock going on the run due to the new laws being passed.
7) Since Yusuf Khan is in the show, I’m assuming Kamala Khan is making a guest appearance. Maybe she helps get Matt Murdock out of NYC since the entire police force will be gunning for him. If so, that means Daredevil season 5 is going to start off with him in New Jersey.
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Mansplain malewife manipulate
Dissociate dissolve daydream
if they kill him I am going to riot
what it feels like being a Daredevil (Netflix) fan rn
Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off
original by clairetablizo
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.