reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment
Emet-Selch: HELLO!? Azem: Hey, whats up? Emet-Selch: I need your help, can you come over here? Azem: I can't, I'm buying clothes. Emet-Selch: Well, hurry up and get over here. Azem: Well, I can't find them. Emet-Selch: ...What'd you mean you "can't find them"? Azem: I can't find them, there's only soup! Emet-Selch: Well then GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE! Azem: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! Emet-Selch: ... Azem: There's more SOUP! Emet-Selch: What do you mean, there's MORE SOUP!?! Azem: There's JUST more SOUP! Emet-Selch: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! Azem: There's STILL SOUP! Emet-Selch: Where are you, right now? Azem: I'm at Soup! Emet-Selch: WHAT do you MEAN you're "AT SOUP"!?! Azem: I mean I'm at SOUP! Emet-Selch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?! Azem: I'm at the Soup Store! Emet-Selch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?! Azem: FUCK YOU!
(Don't mind me, I just wanna set them as my laptop wallpaper)
⭒ ghibli scenes ⭒
This is honestly giving every single proxys backstory
-things to send to my parents once I move out
The first rule of the abusive parents is that they never believe they're doing anything wrong.
The second rule is, that you were just too sensitive to take it and also maybe you imagined it and it didn't happen at all.
The third rule is that it 'wasn't that bad', and even if it was, you deserved it.
The fourth rule is that they were great parents and you need to be grateful for the roof over your head and for being fed.
The last rule is that you need to keep quiet about it.
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Deconstruction:
If a child comes to you after gathering courage to confront you about something you did to them and how much it hurt them, that's how you know you did something wrong. They already know they hurt you, so by the time you come to confront them, they've already decided to either play dumb and pretend they 'didn't know and still can't comprehend it and will never be able to learn', which is, they expect you to believe they're stupider than a 5yo. Yes they know they did wrong, that's why they're acting with such determination and covering their tracks and super intent on hiding and covering it up.
All children are sensitive to abuse. Adults should not risk doing anything to a child that might end up in a child getting traumatized. They not only took that risk but repeatedly did things to their children that would traumatize adults and now have the gall to pretend the children 'should have taken it better'. They themselves would go insane if they were treated like that. No you were not too sensitive, they're downplaying the abuse to look less guilty of it. Also telling you that you 'imagined it', or it 'didn't happen', is gaslighting, and they would not be doing that if they did nothing wrong.
Yeah it wasn't 'that bad' for them. To them abusing you was just a little hobby they indulged in for fun and recreation. If you come and tell them it was bad - that's how they know it was bad for you, but they already knew that, didn't they? They took pleasure in hurting you, they knew you were in pain. You feel hatred while you're being abused, and they know they directed that hatred at you. You did not deserve it. No child deserves that. No matter what.
You do not have to be grateful for the roof over your head or food or clothes. The alternative would be to kick you out on the street (illegal), starve you on purpose (illegal) or keep you without clothing (illegal). They're telling you that you have to be grateful that they didn't commit crimes against you and for not killing you on purpose. They're pretending that we live in a world where it's a normal thing to kill off a child for fun so you have to be grateful that didn't happen to you, they're warning you they could have done that. What they're saying is a threat. We could have hurt you worse, be grateful we didn't kill you completely. That is not parenting. That is blackmail and terror.
You don't owe them silence. You have full rights to talk about your experiences. If they 'did nothing wrong', then surely they will not mind if everyone else finds out about it. You do not have to take on the shame and the guilt for what these people did to you when you were defenseless and clueless, your brain and body not even formed enough to fight back. They were adults. They were supposed to take care of you and keep you safe. If they didn't, if they hurt you instead, the shame and the guilt for torturing a child should haunt them forever.
I love this and I'm reposting solely to bookmark it (don't mind me)
I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".
You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.
Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.
Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"
Midoriya: "Knife."
Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*
Midoriya: "Knife."
Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"
Tsuyu: "Knife."
Hero: "What?"
Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."
Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"
Kirishima: "It's a knife."
Groupie: "...What?"
Kirishima: "Knife."
Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."
Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"
Hero: "You need to calm down."
Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"
Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"
Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"
Douchebag: "Or what?"
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "..."
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"
Sometimes my pets are annoying little fuckers, today I was just minding my own business drawing and I was proud of this drawing too (it was of eyeless jack) and my cat just bops my pen and my lineart is ruined.
And she was all like Izma cat
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
Honestly I can do my own but it’s nice once in a while are me and lachie gonna work out or what