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I have to sneak my $30 Bluetooth headphones in class because everyone is being too loud. It hurts to think!!! Shut up!!!!

My guy of all time

SOMEONE PLEASE TRY TO MAKE AN INSTRUMENTAL TO KANA5 I NEED IT

I MADE MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT WHEN I WAS 8???? WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING ON TUMBLR IM 18 NOW?????

I broke. I’m gonna find a Creek fanfic to read

Please read from left to right!!! This is my contribution for valentine's day and IT TOOK SO MUCH WORKKK!!!! I guess over three weeks?? Idk probably more. So, to all my creek enjoyers, here's a cute comic inspired by this trope (image above! Credits to @bamsara )

The account got terminated for some reason and now they're using the handle pattonwillliterallyfightme

Many thanks anon!! here’s the link so y’all find her again! 💕  https://pattonwillliterallyfightme.tumblr.com/

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

So I decided to draw the back photo from @romanapologist ‘s Human Au (Part 10 in the comics) but I did a few things since it’s kinda hard to see the photo.

The background is different and I noticed that Janus was kinda sitting(??) in the photo and I realized it while I was doing the different color parts, so now he’s sitting at the edge of a building on the rooftop. My apologies that it isn’t exact, but I tried ^^”

how to write the sanders sides

an incomplete reference

i used this post by @suibianbichen and this post by @coconut-cluster as a reference, thank y'all for a) making them and b) inspiring me to make this!!

this is based on my observations from the series, interpretations differ and that's okay!! if you have something to add, feel free to let me know :D

Virgil

rarely dominant in conversation

communicates easily (occasionally non-verbally) with logan; struggles with roman (speech overlaps, roman dominates), patton (tries, but often overwhelmed); cuts communication with janus (ignores, cuts off), remus (doesn't engage)

"oh, for crying out loud"

very thoughtful speech, often weighted, pauses between words

struggles to get words out when anxious

either flat or urgent tone

very good at understanding non-verbal communication

bites thumb

messes with clothes when anxious/uncomfortable

will make up nicknames

small gestures with one hand while looking for words

two-fingered salute!!

barely uses visual metaphors, pulling on brief pop culture/meme references instead

does not like to talk about himself

mutter, snap, grumble, grimace, growl, tense, grit teeth, hesitate

Logan

often dominates conversation

communicates easily with virgil; struggles with patton (disregards, conversational styles clash); clashes with roman (argue, roman dominates, cooperation unintentional/non-existent); cuts communication with remus (disregards); insufficient data surrounding logan/janus

less impulse control than we give him credit for (throws stuff A Lot without thinking)

confident in his knowledge

common gestures: raises eyebrow, adjusts glasses, furrows brow

goes silent when interrupted or stutters massively (easy to throw off his rhythm)

very clear speech, sure in what to say before he says it

becomes barely more urgent when frustrated, struggles with expressing anger in a healthy manner so it seems to come "from nowhere" when he reacts explosively

struggles to express emotions

Does Not Sugarcoat (states positives and negatives side-by-side when only one is appropriate) -> comes off as harsh while interpreting others as idealistic, avoidant, secretive

don't just pull out a thesaurus for his dialogue; he doesn't speak outside the realm of regular understanding, just a little more complex

rarely uses visual metaphors, quotes sources instead, states facts clearly -> relation to topic occasionally unclear to others

unempathetic

(use few dialogue tags)

sigh, nod, correct, start, huff, pause, frown

Patton

dominates conversations when pressed to (often by thomas)

communicates easily with roman (clown-to-clown communication, Brain Go Fast and they keep up with each other), janus (often opposing viewpoints but similar communication); struggles with virgil (tries, but often ends up overwhelming), logan (emotional/heavily metaphorical style clashes with logan, often disregarded); no communication with remus (distracts from, takes too seriously, intimidated by)

not as soft as fanon pat, rather quirky -> a bit random

clumsy, also in gesturing

Does Not want to talk about his feelings but will immediately take to others'

Brain Go Fast from topic to topic -> fast speech

very willing to change, will play some follow-the-leader if he thinks it'll help

always believes he's at least a little in the wrong

that super strained smile he does when he wants to Move On Now

metaphors!! weaves topics together to make them more relatable/understandable to the individual, gets a bit carried away with them

impulsive when comfortable in a situation

puns!!

easily overwhelmed

struggles with words, keeps speech light, externalises feelings

highly empathetic

try, smile, chastise, insist, hesitate, nod, shout

Roman

consistently dominates conversations

communicates easily with patton (clown-to-clown communication, similar associations/can easily follow thought highways); struggles with virgil (often speaks over, sensitive to anxiety); clashes with logan (nicknames, speaks over, talks past Entirely); non-communication with janus (is manipulated/flattered or clearly antagonises); hostile towards remus (insufficient interaction)

he is So Extra

rhymes!! and yells!! and gestures holy fuck where do i just get a masterlist of all the roman stuff roman does

someone said his speech is somewhere between a medieval prince and frat boy and yeah that works

if anyone figures out the secret to roman dialogue please tell me i'm begging you

confident in his opinion until it's unmistakably disproven -> will argue until the very end

Brain Go Fast

no impulse control -> says really weird things

speaks a lot and very fast, metaphors are grandiose and sometimes miss the point a little

parallel: patton (occasionally) notices when metaphors get away from him, roman doesn't (corn vs. feral cats)

associations with pop culture (especially disney), mythology, etc

when he's uncomfortable he does a sorta half-smile and looks away

Really Easily Startled

not super empathetic

sing, grin/beam/smile, seethe, falter, stutter/stammer, cheer

Remus

consistently dominates conversations

insufficient data surrounding remus/janus and remus/roman; does not communicate with the other sides (disregards, brushes off, threatens, speaks over)

takes parts of what others say and adds onto own point (without speaking to them)

Brain Go Fast

constant need to be the loudest presence in a room (reacts to everything he can)

gestures are quick, seem controlled (if impulsive)

no impulse control -> says Anything that comes to mind

quickly desperate when ignored

tends to throw out fractures of ideas, barely/not elaborating on thought process

sing-songy, shrill tone

playful/childish in a kinda creepy way

there's not a lot to say about him because he's barely present

no (apparent) empathy

jeer, grin, pout, wink, wave, snarl, shriek, sing

Janus

purposefully dominates conversations: does this subtly (steers/takes over topic more than speech)

communicates easily with patton (opposing viewpoints but similar communication style); unequal communication with roman (manipulates, flatters, purposefully misunderstands, abuses weaknesses); non-communication with virgil (virgil ignores, cuts off, argues); insufficient data surrounding janus/logan and janus/remus

flat speech (seems sarcastic)

uses sources, simple metaphors/examples to explain points

small gestures, always seem intentional (performative)

acts superior, condescending

short fuse

struggles to adjust to others' points of view

messes with/looks at gloves(/hands) a lot

mostly calm/honeyed tone

feigns innocence sarcastically when attacked for anything

low empathy, high sympathy for others (knows, but doesn't feel what others feel)

smirk, hiss, coo, deadpan, sneer, grimace, sigh

like i said, this is an incomplete reference—feel free to add on! my general recommendation for writing any fanfiction, really, is to rewatch some of the source material to get a feeling for the character voices (videos i'd recommend for this: lntao, dwit, svs:r)

hope this helps someone!!

how to write the sanders sides

an incomplete reference

i used this post by @suibianbichen and this post by @coconut-cluster as a reference, thank y'all for a) making them and b) inspiring me to make this!!

this is based on my observations from the series, interpretations differ and that's okay!! if you have something to add, feel free to let me know :D

Virgil

rarely dominant in conversation

communicates easily (occasionally non-verbally) with logan; struggles with roman (speech overlaps, roman dominates), patton (tries, but often overwhelmed); cuts communication with janus (ignores, cuts off), remus (doesn't engage)

"oh, for crying out loud"

very thoughtful speech, often weighted, pauses between words

struggles to get words out when anxious

either flat or urgent tone

very good at understanding non-verbal communication

bites thumb

messes with clothes when anxious/uncomfortable

will make up nicknames

small gestures with one hand while looking for words

two-fingered salute!!

barely uses visual metaphors, pulling on brief pop culture/meme references instead

does not like to talk about himself

mutter, snap, grumble, grimace, growl, tense, grit teeth, hesitate

Logan

often dominates conversation

communicates easily with virgil; struggles with patton (disregards, conversational styles clash); clashes with roman (argue, roman dominates, cooperation unintentional/non-existent); cuts communication with remus (disregards); insufficient data surrounding logan/janus

less impulse control than we give him credit for (throws stuff A Lot without thinking)

confident in his knowledge

common gestures: raises eyebrow, adjusts glasses, furrows brow

goes silent when interrupted or stutters massively (easy to throw off his rhythm)

very clear speech, sure in what to say before he says it

becomes barely more urgent when frustrated, struggles with expressing anger in a healthy manner so it seems to come "from nowhere" when he reacts explosively

struggles to express emotions

Does Not Sugarcoat (states positives and negatives side-by-side when only one is appropriate) -> comes off as harsh while interpreting others as idealistic, avoidant, secretive

don't just pull out a thesaurus for his dialogue; he doesn't speak outside the realm of regular understanding, just a little more complex

rarely uses visual metaphors, quotes sources instead, states facts clearly -> relation to topic occasionally unclear to others

unempathetic

(use few dialogue tags)

sigh, nod, correct, start, huff, pause, frown

Patton

dominates conversations when pressed to (often by thomas)

communicates easily with roman (clown-to-clown communication, Brain Go Fast and they keep up with each other), janus (often opposing viewpoints but similar communication); struggles with virgil (tries, but often ends up overwhelming), logan (emotional/heavily metaphorical style clashes with logan, often disregarded); no communication with remus (distracts from, takes too seriously, intimidated by)

not as soft as fanon pat, rather quirky -> a bit random

clumsy, also in gesturing

Does Not want to talk about his feelings but will immediately take to others'

Brain Go Fast from topic to topic -> fast speech

very willing to change, will play some follow-the-leader if he thinks it'll help

always believes he's at least a little in the wrong

that super strained smile he does when he wants to Move On Now

metaphors!! weaves topics together to make them more relatable/understandable to the individual, gets a bit carried away with them

impulsive when comfortable in a situation

puns!!

easily overwhelmed

struggles with words, keeps speech light, externalises feelings

highly empathetic

try, smile, chastise, insist, hesitate, nod, shout

Roman

consistently dominates conversations

communicates easily with patton (clown-to-clown communication, similar associations/can easily follow thought highways); struggles with virgil (often speaks over, sensitive to anxiety); clashes with logan (nicknames, speaks over, talks past Entirely); non-communication with janus (is manipulated/flattered or clearly antagonises); hostile towards remus (insufficient interaction)

he is So Extra

rhymes!! and yells!! and gestures holy fuck where do i just get a masterlist of all the roman stuff roman does

someone said his speech is somewhere between a medieval prince and frat boy and yeah that works

if anyone figures out the secret to roman dialogue please tell me i'm begging you

confident in his opinion until it's unmistakably disproven -> will argue until the very end

Brain Go Fast

no impulse control -> says really weird things

speaks a lot and very fast, metaphors are grandiose and sometimes miss the point a little

parallel: patton (occasionally) notices when metaphors get away from him, roman doesn't (corn vs. feral cats)

associations with pop culture (especially disney), mythology, etc

when he's uncomfortable he does a sorta half-smile and looks away

Really Easily Startled

not super empathetic

sing, grin/beam/smile, seethe, falter, stutter/stammer, cheer

Remus

consistently dominates conversations

insufficient data surrounding remus/janus and remus/roman; does not communicate with the other sides (disregards, brushes off, threatens, speaks over)

takes parts of what others say and adds onto own point (without speaking to them)

Brain Go Fast

constant need to be the loudest presence in a room (reacts to everything he can)

gestures are quick, seem controlled (if impulsive)

no impulse control -> says Anything that comes to mind

quickly desperate when ignored

tends to throw out fractures of ideas, barely/not elaborating on thought process

sing-songy, shrill tone

playful/childish in a kinda creepy way

there's not a lot to say about him because he's barely present

no (apparent) empathy

jeer, grin, pout, wink, wave, snarl, shriek, sing

Janus

purposefully dominates conversations: does this subtly (steers/takes over topic more than speech)

communicates easily with patton (opposing viewpoints but similar communication style); unequal communication with roman (manipulates, flatters, purposefully misunderstands, abuses weaknesses); non-communication with virgil (virgil ignores, cuts off, argues); insufficient data surrounding janus/logan and janus/remus

flat speech (seems sarcastic)

uses sources, simple metaphors/examples to explain points

small gestures, always seem intentional (performative)

acts superior, condescending

short fuse

struggles to adjust to others' points of view

messes with/looks at gloves(/hands) a lot

mostly calm/honeyed tone

feigns innocence sarcastically when attacked for anything

low empathy, high sympathy for others (knows, but doesn't feel what others feel)

smirk, hiss, coo, deadpan, sneer, grimace, sigh

like i said, this is an incomplete reference—feel free to add on! my general recommendation for writing any fanfiction, really, is to rewatch some of the source material to get a feeling for the character voices (videos i'd recommend for this: lntao, dwit, svs:r)

hope this helps someone!!

Something Needs to be Said

This post is about @pmseymourva and his current situation (at the time I type this). If you don’t want to read, you don’t have to (some probably should, though). As for Seymour, you need not pay attention to this; I only wish you well.

Here it goes.

What people fail to understand sometimes is that behind a blog, behind a piece of artwork, behind an OC or two, behind everything, there’s a person.

A person with emotions. A person with a life. A person just like the rest of us. He can get stressed. He can get overwhelmed. He can get hurt. He can get angry. He can be serious. He can be sincere.

Not everything is a fucking joke.

Some of you seem to find that hard to understand.

Quit it with the malicious sarcasm, too. It’s not welcome here.

Some of you may say that Pat here was “asking for it” when it comes to many things. But y’know what you folks sound like?

Victim blaming. You’re victim blaming. You’re blaming him because you believe he “asked for it.”

He did not ask for the remarks and madness that came along with drawing a female character. Hell, almost nobody does. People will do some weird shit to characters, yes, but that does not mean that the creator asked for everything the outcome would bring.

That’s like blaming a rape victim because they were wearing a “sexy” outfit, and therefore “they were asking for it.”

Sounds fucked up, right? That’s because it is. I shouldn’t even have to make that comparison, but here we are.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Actually, don’t answer that. If your victim-blaming, I don’t want to know.

You know what all this is adding up to? Self-blame. Think about that for a second.

He’s being made to believe this is all somehow his fault. That everything that is completely out-of-his-control is his own fault.

Again, victim-blaming. Victim-blaming can have horrible effects on the victim themselves, and this situation is no different.

It’s like blaming him for the whole fucking AM Seymour shit. Yes, he created the joke, but it was just a joke. And people got obsessed over it.

Other people getting obsessed is out-of-his-control. That is not his fault.

That’s the fault of the people who can’t take the hint and shut up.

I’ve seen some of those asks (which I can’t seem to find, which is probably a good thing). Again, drawing comparisons to the AM shit.

Him creating a character does not mean he has control over the reactions of those who see them.

This, all of this, is causing him mental/emotional anguish (and maybe even physical for all I know). And that’s perfectly understandable.

And it’s not his fault.

That’s the fault of some of you out there. You know who you are.

AM is dead, now shut up. Cyana is a female OC, now shut up.

Seymour is a person who doesn’t deserve your selfish shit. Now SHUT. UP.

If you are indeed one of the people who does this shit, either apologize right fucking now, or leave and never come back. This shit needs to fucking stop, and if you don’t like it, fuck off and take it somewhere else.

And before some of you hound me, guess what? I used to be one of you.

Back when AM suddenly gained popularity, I sent in an ask that basically read, “You know you were kinda asking for it.” How I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from doing that. But I can’t. And I became part of the problem.

I may not even have a right to be pissed because of that. But at least it means I know what I’m talking about.

Don’t be part of the problem. Don’t be a reason why Seymour may decide (or decided) he’s done.

And Seymour, don’t be afraid to step away from everything. Whether it be from YouTube, Tumblr, fucking anything and everything. Treat yourself. Reward yourself. You deserve a mental health day–no, mental health week, month, year, however long you need to get away. You don’t deserve the shit that people are throwing at you, nor did you ask for it.

Take care of, and love, yourself, Seymour.

My Teeth Are Going To Kill Me AKA I survived catching COVID19 but I might not survive sepsis

Listen, I hate doing this. I hate revealing things about myself online but here we go. I was born with a thing called amelogenisis imperfecta, basically teeth with no enamel, extremely soft, and cavity prone.

I grew up in a poverty stricken town in the deep south, and went to the dentist one time as a kid. He suggested caps and spacers for my teeth to mitigate the damage, but the state insurance didn’t cover that, as it fell under “cosmetic procedures”, and would cost almost two thousand dollars out of pocket.

We didn’t have that. My mom was raising 5 kids. Of course we didn’t have that.

So I went through life getting cavities and having teeth snap off at the gumline. I had a tooth break while brushing my teeth (which I do with a baby toothbrush. every time I eat, I floss, I rinse, the whole nine, every day at least 4 times because debris = abscess). I’m not kidding you. This is deadly serious. My brother had the same condition, and got pericarditis from an infected molar and nearly died from sepsis. I’ve talked to dental schools, but they are unwilling to so much as go near my mouth in this condition. I have more abscesses than teeth.

It’s getting harder and harder to eat solid food.

You may think this is a scam. You may think, your teeth can’t be THAT bad! Friends, strangers, mutuals, I am about to share something with you that brings me so much humiliation and pain, in hopes that you will help me. PLEASE be kind, I know they’re an ugly sight, I know it’s terrible. Nearly each and every one needs to be pulled, and my insurance only covers 30% of the cost. Two teeth cost me 618. As horrifying as this is for me, as shame filled as I am, I ask you to spread this post as far as possible.

Warning: GRAPHIC IMAGES OF TEETH

as you can see, the situation is Bad. My teeth are Bad. Everything is Bad. I need help. Each one needs pulled, at the least, so I can get a set of dentures. My dream would be implants, but that’s simply a dream and not a possibility. I just want enough money to have each one yanked for good. Over the last 4 months I’ve been on clindamycin 3 times for the infections.

Please, for the love of whatever deity you hold dear, help me. Tag your friends, do whatever you have to, laugh at me if you want, as long as this post gets some sort of exposure because I am staring death in the face at this point.

Paypal: paypal.me/fowlerblack

why does everyone make Patton feminine

Is that a really common thing? 😂

Idk to be honest with you! I just love the idea of any fem!sides tbh, and I do like to put Patton in dresses/skirts bc he just looks so cute in em 🥺

Is there a video where Thomas Sanders says the word “Danced”. Like the word specifically. Not Dance or Dancing, just, danced

Are you Roman? Because you’re my hero(TRY ME-)

I guess you could say you’re a cookie and I’m Patton. On special occasions, I’ll eat you up (Want to play this game, my friend?)

Do it, you won’t

everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

i think maybe... when it comes down to it... its that i vibe w the patton stans who play into his dad side as opposed to his childlike side..

TW//Spider (?)

Okay so I drew Virgil as a half spider thing, I hope you all don’t mind

Every time I read something on Wattpad it an incorrect quote, I read Virgil in an Irish accent and Logan in a British. I can understand Logan, but Virgil as Irish? I have no idea where it came from

My hand hurts so much bc I did the texture on the dress dot by dot

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT

Happy birthday, Remus. You disgusting little baby @thatsthat24

Random thoughts and sudden realizations on “Selfishness v. Selflessness”

I was watching Selfishness v. Selflessness for the trillionth time because it’s an amazing episode and what best way to spend the evening, when I noticed some more stuff I missed and/or didn’t notice before Putting Others First. So here I am, giving my two cents because clearly there aren’t enough theories/posts about this.

Maybe other people already noticed all this stuff and I’m just an idiot, but I got these realizations all together right now, so let’s start anyway.

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The blunt honesty of the Dark Sides.

I loved this moment since the first time I saw this episode, because it offers such a good insight on Deceit’s character with just a sentence. The other Sides keep ignoring the main point, talking about how your friends have always been there for you and the wedding and the callback and keep circling around the issue… while he just asks the real question: do you want the part or not?

And… that’s it. The episode could’ve ended right now. Yes, Thomas wants the part. Therefore, he will go to the callback. The end.

Keep reading

Alright, first one is probably Virgil overhearing Remus talking to a shipmate

Second is idk

Third is me redrawing one of the panels

And fourth is everyone going ape

Hope you enjoy @voidsides

Listen @voidsides I love your art and the Mer!AU and I know I post a lot about it and @ you, but that’s because I love it. Also I love Pigeon. I just want to show my appreciation

Thought this would be funny when you turned off anonymous mode. Hope you like it! @voidsides

Ngl I had to draw Void in the Mermaid AU since a lot of people like Kraken Void, so I drew it. @voidsides

I thought it was a cute idea to draw Patton and Janus switching the glasses and hat, okay?