Fyodor, Gesturing To Nikolai: This Is Reginald. He's A Purebred Doberman. He Cost $2000 And I Was On

This, right here ^^^

The throuple HAS to be canon now.

Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry

Regulus: what?

Lily: James has a crush on you

Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck

Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.

"I care about the royal family equally, Sofia and non-Sofia alike."

When Lily needs to distract James she asks him to explain quidditch, and he is then busy rambling and collecting gear and slideshows for like an hour

When Lily has to distract Regulus she hands him a book and says "I really like the scene at the end" and then just lets him read

When James needs to distract Regulus he calls Sirius and hands Reg the phone

When James needs to distract Lily he hands her a bunch of new potion ingredients and runs away.

When Regulus needs to distract James he hands him a bouncy ball

When Regulus needs to distract Lily he asks her where a very specific item is that he has definitely hidden

Also the fact that there's a little heart by him saying, "Make a pose," meaning that he's into it.

To the people who think Azz doesn't care about Clara

Explain this to me then

Like if you say he only wants pics of Iruma and Clara happens to be there why the hell would he not only want this but want her to pose????

This is more fuel for my Azz is Demisexual headcannon. Like he legit doesn't care about Elizabetta.

It physically pains me that little kids are gonna rasd pjo for the first time and read these should-have-never-been-written-but-if-you-MUST-write-them-should-be-their-own-thing books and take them as direct continuations and therefore characterizations of pjo characters. Some little 11 year old is going to read this and genuinely believe that annabeth thinks percy is stupid and he's shocked when she compliments him even though she does it all of the time and theyre gonna think that annabeth has been the mom friend the entire series and think that she should be shocked when percy comforts her as if he hasn't been doing that since day fucking one. And we know that's not the case but most of us have the advantage of developed reading comprehension skills and knowing that's all fucking bull...these little babies reading the series for the first time....

As a fanfiction writer, some of my friends always ask me why the stories I dedicate any amount of effort into are the gender bent ones where the male protagonist turns into a female. Is it because I do not want to ship two guys together so one of them has to be female? Absolutely not. I just think that it would be interested in how the story progression would look with a girl.

Fullmetal Alchemist? Roy not understanding how the fuck to treat this tempest compressed into the body of a tiny, human child. Sure, she might give him sleepless nights over property damage and lack of respect to local authorities, but he also remembered the time she called him on his personal phone, crying hysterically, because no one explained menstruation to her and she thought her bleeding was an early sign of her mother's sickness.

This was mainly about Fullmetal alchemist, but my point stands

Lmao. Imagine if he was the original Rumpelstiltskin. His name isn't actually Rumpelstiltskin, but the person trying to guess his name got so frustrated by the end of it that they made up a fairy tale about guessing his name correctly. They named his character 'Rumpelstiltskin' just to mess with him. A sort of 'You tell me your real name and I'll change it in the book.'

He never did, of course, but any mention of the fairy tale in the Gotham libraries conveniently have the pages ripped out.

"I'm seventeen"

"How long have you been seventeen"

Dead on main where danny gets to meet jasons family and knows that there is something terribly wrong with Tim. (Jason breaks down crying over the Twilight reference and thats it)

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”