*mumble Sings The Wayne's World Song While Walking Around At 3 Am*

Mens tits. You agree. Reblog.

"So beautiful you overflow" is so fucking pure of a sentence.

Is it from something or just your beautiful brain?

Aw thank you so much 🥰💝

As far as I can remember it’s not from anything?

Happy to be corrected if I’m wrong and I’ve just forgotten, but I think I was just scrambling to come up with a good tumblr title for the type of stuff I like, and so I went with a romantic spin on “more to love” 💝

ArgyleShirtSupply!Anon again

I did manage to come up with a bit more in the end 🙈🙈🙈

Eventually outfit try-ons are over and Steve feels like he can finally exhale

Eddie eventually gets to the bottom of his haul and disappointingly 3 of the tees, especially 1 Motörhead one that he had been REALLY excited about, don’t exaaactly fit

Not even not fitting in the same ways! As he’d angrily pointed that all out to Steve- one pinched his arms too much, as he’d shown Steve, jiggling and pinching his own arms right up close in Steve’s face, one’s seams were nearly popping! trying to hold Eddie’s width (and Steve is a GOOD!!!BOYFRIEND!! and he was definitely completely sympathetic hearing Eddie complain, and definitely not just completely uselessly turned on and spouting dumb platitudes when Eddie showed THAT off), and the other two were easily too short for Eddies whole belly

Steve, for one, has no complaints! verdict: A+ haul, 5 stars, thank you Argyle, Steve’ll throw in money and extra for the next lot of shirts

But for someone who was as excited as, and who can be as particular as, Eddie…it’s a bit of a bummer.

So now Steve has a slightly bummed, half naked boyfriend standing in front of him, scrutinising himself in the floor length mirror, whole body swaying gently side to side, as he shifts from foot to foot, deep in dejected thought

And Steve hates to say it…but he’s not completely surprised there were some sizing issues. Because his boy hasn’t ever really let up on getting bigger, and they phoned in his sizes to Argyle about 3 weeks ago.

But! Especially seeing Eddie as complete on show, completely well lit and from all angles at once, as Steve’s seen him all evening - zoning in and out, totally riveted by each movement- there’s definitely new movements, new folds and rolls, more inches to pinch and more of Eddie than there was even 3 weeks ago

There’s a horny clinical part of Steve’s brain that has been stuck on that the whole time: the newness of each visual discovery, wondering how it escaped his notice until now! How was he missing what was happening right in front of him. Steve’s already made up his mind that he can’t wait until next T-Short haul to have that thrill of discovery again, decided he needs to know Eddie’s body as much as he can, know every new part of it as soon as he can

But moreso- Eddie’s trying not to be, but he’s let down! His happy moods been kinda spoiled and Steve can’t have that happen again! Not on his watch!

So Steves a bit unsure, bit nervous about what he’s about to do, worrying his bottom lip with his teeth. Not sure Eddie will be in the mood for it right now

And Steve is sympathetic, he is, and ok hey this might actually be helpful? and we’ll ok fuck it he’s gonna shoot his shot

He blows out a big audible thoughtful sigh

“Sucks, but you know how it is man, sizes change between different brands and retailers and whatever. You know…really if you’re gonna be ordering stuff flown in like this, numbered sizes probably aren’t gonna be accurate enough for some of the stuff Argyle’ll be picking you up.”

Steve fixes his eyes downwards, purposefully looking at the magazine laying on the bed in front of him, and casually turns a page.

“I mean if you want things ..to fit just right..It’d probably be a better idea if we just gave him your measurements.”

“Hmm?”

And Eddie cocks an eyebrow at himself in the mirror and finally turns to look at Steve for what feels like the first time since they got home. He doesn’t miss that deliberate “we” for a second, but how had he missed what’s been right next to him all night? Coz ok..wow. His boy is looking sweaty, boy is HOT & BOTHERED all alone on that bed. And Steve at that moment looks up, making eye contact with him now, and he’s wearing such a sweet & unassuming but still subtly suggestive smile

and ok Eddie likes this game

So Eddie mimes thinking it over, being coy, rubbing his belly in thought like other ppl might stroke their chin

“Oh! My measurements you think?”

“Yeah it’s probably safest, so you won’t end up with any duds, make sure this doesn’t happen again”

“Smart. You’re so smart Stevie”

“And-and that way If we notice any measurements….change, before you see him again, it’s a just a phone call, we just call and update him”

“If any measurements change you say? hmmmm”

Oh this is fun. Eddie makes sure to stay demure & thoughtful-faced, playing up how he’s considering his boyfriends smart! and helpful! solution, and he turns his gaze down to look at his massive belly, stroking and grabbing at different parts of it with both hands, making sure to create pleeenty of up and down movement for Steve’s benefit

“I guess you’re right. It’s not a bad idea. Especially with how big this thing is getting.”

He lifts his belly and drops it, not missing Steve’s sharp inhale

“Yeah Yknow baby, it can just be sooo hard to tell once you’re as big as I am! I already feel so huge, like alll over, I don’t even notice it anymore when I get even bigger! It just kinda happens when you eat like I do”

And damn if steve isn’t salivating.

But Eddie puts his finger to pudgy chin in thought at this point

“But wait a minute! To keep track of changes? What it sounds like to me, is your suggesting I be measured on a fairly regular basis?”

And Ohoho yep Steve definitely rutting against his own jeans m, subtle movement sliding him up and down the bed

“It’s a thought.”

And Eddie goes all out on the theatrics for the end play, looks backs to the mirror, twisting and turning this way and that, watching Steve watch his love handles and belly repeatedly bunch up against each other

“But I dunno, I mean Stevie…I really am such a fatty now. Think it might even be tough for me to hold a tape measure round this whole thing myself! I don’t know what to do!”

Steve’s beat red and just blurts out

“I mean! I sh-w-would-i’ll can-me I can do that…for you”

Eddie clasps his hands over his heart, turns around and bats his big eyes at his boyfriend

“Ohhhh you would do that *for me*?”

And the theatrical faux gratefulness Eddie puts on is the final straw coz Steve just breaks into the biggest shit eating grin, and starts giggling and Eddie’s laughing too now, hands on hips

“Steven Harrington, you kinky shit!”

And thus the story of how relaxing, letting go of jealousy and opening himself up to new friendships lead Steve to realise that he may have a bit of a numbers kink

The knowing, stalking, keen and predatory way Eddie gets when he learns a partner's kinks is just ugh so delicious. Eddie gets off on getting Steve off, so he's super duper going to indulge this and play it up. Finding out Steve had a chubby kink for the first time was already a huge win cause it meant he could eat whatever he wanted, as much as he wanted, even more because turns out getting bigger just gets Harrington harder.

This though, this is a little more intellectual, so he has to think of fun ways to tease Steve with it. Like Steve takes all his measurements right? So Steve gets a thigh measurement and Eddie's like

"Hey, what's your waist measurement again, Stevie? Huh, wow would you look at that, looks like my thigh's almost the size of your waist. Isn't that interesting Stevie?"

Eddie wanting to compare their measurements to see how many Steves he is haha

i rly love when people develop a lil extra roll in between their chest and belly as they gain weight bc it’s like your body didn’t know what to do with the weight so here, have an extra roll

1979 Hair posters, art by Bob Peak

It’s 💦 anon and ooh boy back again with the Cuck!Steve thots

Haha trying to poke the gremlin part of my brain with a stick - she’s not cooperating today but I’ll see what I got:

Dinner date scenario *

Steve working all afternoon on a huge spread - made to feed the three of them /steve&billy&enough for about 5 more mouths.

Eddie and Steve being cutesy doing prep- or rather Steve in the kitchen actually doing all the cooking and him like playfully smacking Eddie with a wooden spoon as Eddie jiggles about and gets under foot plenty of stuff like “Ed’s wait til I’m finished! Cmon that’s not even set yet” Eddie just lewdly dipping his fingers and taking samples of everything available

Meanwhile Billy just drinking a beer sitting at the counter, watching Steve indulge Eddie and making some snide remarks about Steve letting Eddie get away with so much, about Eddie eating so much, like “you REALLY sure you should be letting him eat all that Harrington?”

Steve gets all blushy and conspicuously silent, while Eddie defends himself just like “um HE is right here and can hear what your saying about him!”

Billy like “whatever Munson, if those pants don’t last pass entree, not sure we got anything else in this place that’ll fit you after that”

Keeps going the whole meal prep time, the dichotomy of doting Steve, steadily increasingly bratty Eddie and meaner and meaner and less subtle Billy

Then come spread time - dinners laid out - all 3 of them around the table - Eddie at some point reaches across the whole table to grab a bowl of something and his belly just plops right out of his shirt and falls right into Steve’s dinner, under hang brushing through like Steve’s mashed potato or smthn

And that’s a go and the last straw and Billy’s just like ENOUGH

Grabs Eddie’s shoulders and Sits Eddie down roughly, despite protests from Steve & Eddie and ties Eddie’s hands up behind himself, behind his chair.

Steve is protesting angrily like “cmon Billy that was just an accident” billy like “no Harrington! Enough enough l! He’s just been stuffing his face, getting fucking fat all evening! Time he learnt and gets what’s coming to fat boys like him, greedy fucking pig”

And he just starts stuffing Eddie with everything at the table. And when Steve tries to bodily intervene - he likewise gets sat roughly in his chair - tied and gagged until he can admit to Billy that Eddie’s getting punished as like he deserves

*preface with- obvs- they all know what’s gonna happen at the outset of the night - keep it safe/sane/consensual folks x

💦 anon!! 🙈🙈🙈

How are you directly tapping into my deepest darkest desires!??? 😈 this is sincerely the hottest thing to me. I needed to take some time to collect my thoughts on this so hopefully it comes out well and isn't too stream of consciousness

Ok so like the three are all super into each other and their kinks just perfectly fit like puzzle pieces. Billy is a str8 degradation Dom who gets off on humiliating his little subs the way that puts them perfectly into sub space. He doesn't have a type outside of pathetic and submissive, but it's a huge plus if they're pretty, he wouldn't date a manly guy like himself. You're absolutely right that Steve is a total cuck, he loves being ignored, manhandled, i bet he'd also really be into restraint and forced chastity too 🥵. Obviously he's a total chaser. Loves the big soft feminine beauty, the weight, the size, the shape. Eddie is a total chub sub. He loves being big and soft and heavy and feminine. He loves being bullied for it all too and Billy is more than happy to indulge him, treating him like his fat bitch and force feeding him to make him bigger and softer and heavier, fucking him to teach him a lesson. If he lets Steve touch Eddie it's for his enjoyment and because it will humiliate them both, otherwise he saves Eddie for himself and makes Steve watch.

Then you have the actual scenes.

Just like you were saying, Steve spends all day cooking, excited to feed his big boy. Billy is always underfoot making remarks, and raising an eyebrow at every snuck bite Steve let's Eddie have, laughing into his can of beer, calling him a fat ass under his breath.

"you know this fat ass can hear you right?"

"That right? Maybe tell it to keep our chairs in one piece this time if it would be so kind. Fucking hell Harrington, no wonder he's this size the way you feed him."

Eventually it's Billy's plate that Eddie ruins by accident and that absolutely sets him off because then he will have fucked up.

"Jesus Christ, you hippo fuck! oh you're fucking in for it now, fatty. Thought you'd at least manage to keep your fat blubbery gut off my page but I guess that was wishful thinking."

"Billy! It's ok, I'll make you a new pla-"

"Don't interrupt me, bitch." Starts tying Eddie to his chair, "why don't you just eat the whole fucking dinner, if you're so goddamn hungry, you fat fuck. I'll help you."

Eddie plays resistant because he knows it will rile Billy up and make him feed him harder. He stuffs him until Eddie is panting and full but hard and leaking.

Meanwhile Steve's been trying to get Billy to stop, so he turns to Steve and grabs a handful of his hair

"And you. Pathetic chubby chasing faggot. You like this fucking walking blimp so much, fucking prove it." He shoves Steve to his knees and presses his face into Eddies crotch, smashing a lot of his face into his blubbery hanging gut, and holds him there until he starts signaling he needs air. "Fuck you really are pathetic. I know you want nothing more than to gag on this hippos cock. Be my guest. I'll be giving him his dessert" Billy rubs his cock through his jeans.

"Maybe I'll let you touch yourself when you admit you like all of this Harrington. That you know this is exactly what this fat fuck deserves and that this is all you're good for. White-knighting your fat faggot girlfriend like a pathetic cuck, warming his cock smothered by his gut and between his thighs...you're lucky I'm not sitting his fat ass down on your face and stuffing him sick. Damn that sounds like a good idea for next time."

And they all fucking love it. Ugh god I feel like I had better ideas and lines in my head earlier but I lost it. God I just want more of this trio and this scenario forever please 🙈😭🙈😭🙈😭

I know this is really mean but fuck if it doesn't work for me. I want bully man-handling Billy to fuck big fat Eddie because little cuck Steve is too pathetic too, and because Eddie's got tits, hips, and carries fat like a bitch so he's close enough 🥵🥵🥵

If you're goblin enough please anyone send more hahah

And also can I just say how much I appreciate us taking the time to make sure to include that like, no matter what, we like that all parties are safe, sanely, and consensually taking part in all of this. I want us to have these kind of safe expectations with each other

Once Eddie’s belly’s big enough to drop over his waist, nice juicy overhang, drives Steve wild for horny reasons

But also for soft domestic reasons like come winter, the trailer gets too cold at times, so Steve will drift to Eddie like a moth to a flame.

Come up behind his big boyfriend, hug him from behind and place his hands under Eddie’s soft belly hang to warm them up

Eddie loves how cuddly Steve is but Jesus, warn a fella Stevie, ur hands are colder than a witch’s tit

Personal Radiator! So cute 🥰🥰 and like, thinking about Steve clinging to Eddie like a koala in the winters, grabbing onto Eddie with all of his limbs.

God he'd be so soft and warm and Eddie for sure would make him announce when he intends to use his fat as a hand warmer.

RIP eddie munson, you would’ve HATED varg vikernes