"So beautiful you overflow" is so fucking pure of a sentence.
Is it from something or just your beautiful brain?
Aw thank you so much š„°š
As far as I can remember itās not from anything?
Happy to be corrected if Iām wrong and Iāve just forgotten, but I think I was just scrambling to come up with a good tumblr title for the type of stuff I like, and so I went with a romantic spin on āmore to loveā š
How would Steve & Eddie feel about spanking?
Not just ass spanking, but maybe some belly slapping? š«£š«£
Belly slapping isn't really my thing but I respect it for people who are down. I definitely much prefer ass spanking and like ass cheeks the size of Steve's head š„µ watching all that blubber bounce
Granted Iām new to reblogging - but whatās up with all music being directly linked to Spotify and just with every click, everytime, obliterating my carefully chosen Spotify queue?? Why? Terrible.
ArgyleShirtSupply!Anon again
I did manage to come up with a bit more in the end ššš
Eventually outfit try-ons are over and Steve feels like he can finally exhale
Eddie eventually gets to the bottom of his haul and disappointingly 3 of the tees, especially 1 Motƶrhead one that he had been REALLY excited about, donāt exaaactly fit
Not even not fitting in the same ways! As heād angrily pointed that all out to Steve- one pinched his arms too much, as heād shown Steve, jiggling and pinching his own arms right up close in Steveās face, oneās seams were nearly popping! trying to hold Eddieās width (and Steve is a GOOD!!!BOYFRIEND!! and he was definitely completely sympathetic hearing Eddie complain, and definitely not just completely uselessly turned on and spouting dumb platitudes when Eddie showed THAT off), and the other two were easily too short for Eddies whole belly
Steve, for one, has no complaints! verdict: A+ haul, 5 stars, thank you Argyle, Steveāll throw in money and extra for the next lot of shirts
But for someone who was as excited as, and who can be as particular as, Eddieā¦itās a bit of a bummer.
So now Steve has a slightly bummed, half naked boyfriend standing in front of him, scrutinising himself in the floor length mirror, whole body swaying gently side to side, as he shifts from foot to foot, deep in dejected thought
And Steve hates to say itā¦but heās not completely surprised there were some sizing issues. Because his boy hasnāt ever really let up on getting bigger, and they phoned in his sizes to Argyle about 3 weeks ago.
But! Especially seeing Eddie as complete on show, completely well lit and from all angles at once, as Steveās seen him all evening - zoning in and out, totally riveted by each movement- thereās definitely new movements, new folds and rolls, more inches to pinch and more of Eddie than there was even 3 weeks ago
Thereās a horny clinical part of Steveās brain that has been stuck on that the whole time: the newness of each visual discovery, wondering how it escaped his notice until now! How was he missing what was happening right in front of him. Steveās already made up his mind that he canāt wait until next T-Short haul to have that thrill of discovery again, decided he needs to know Eddieās body as much as he can, know every new part of it as soon as he can
But moreso- Eddieās trying not to be, but heās let down! His happy moods been kinda spoiled and Steve canāt have that happen again! Not on his watch!
So Steves a bit unsure, bit nervous about what heās about to do, worrying his bottom lip with his teeth. Not sure Eddie will be in the mood for it right now
And Steve is sympathetic, he is, and ok hey this might actually be helpful? and weāll ok fuck it heās gonna shoot his shot
He blows out a big audible thoughtful sigh
āSucks, but you know how it is man, sizes change between different brands and retailers and whatever. You knowā¦really if youāre gonna be ordering stuff flown in like this, numbered sizes probably arenāt gonna be accurate enough for some of the stuff Argyleāll be picking you up.ā
Steve fixes his eyes downwards, purposefully looking at the magazine laying on the bed in front of him, and casually turns a page.
āI mean if you want things ..to fit just right..Itād probably be a better idea if we just gave him your measurements.ā
āHmm?ā
And Eddie cocks an eyebrow at himself in the mirror and finally turns to look at Steve for what feels like the first time since they got home. He doesnāt miss that deliberate āweā for a second, but how had he missed whatās been right next to him all night? Coz ok..wow. His boy is looking sweaty, boy is HOT & BOTHERED all alone on that bed. And Steve at that moment looks up, making eye contact with him now, and heās wearing such a sweet & unassuming but still subtly suggestive smile
and ok Eddie likes this game
So Eddie mimes thinking it over, being coy, rubbing his belly in thought like other ppl might stroke their chin
āOh! My measurements you think?ā
āYeah itās probably safest, so you wonāt end up with any duds, make sure this doesnāt happen againā
āSmart. Youāre so smart Stevieā
āAnd-and that way If we notice any measurementsā¦.change, before you see him again, itās a just a phone call, we just call and update himā
āIf any measurements change you say? hmmmmā
Oh this is fun. Eddie makes sure to stay demure & thoughtful-faced, playing up how heās considering his boyfriends smart! and helpful! solution, and he turns his gaze down to look at his massive belly, stroking and grabbing at different parts of it with both hands, making sure to create pleeenty of up and down movement for Steveās benefit
āI guess youāre right. Itās not a bad idea. Especially with how big this thing is getting.ā
He lifts his belly and drops it, not missing Steveās sharp inhale
āYeah Yknow baby, it can just be sooo hard to tell once youāre as big as I am! I already feel so huge, like alll over, I donāt even notice it anymore when I get even bigger! It just kinda happens when you eat like I doā
And damn if steve isnāt salivating.
But Eddie puts his finger to pudgy chin in thought at this point
āBut wait a minute! To keep track of changes? What it sounds like to me, is your suggesting I be measured on a fairly regular basis?ā
And Ohoho yep Steve definitely rutting against his own jeans m, subtle movement sliding him up and down the bed
āItās a thought.ā
And Eddie goes all out on the theatrics for the end play, looks backs to the mirror, twisting and turning this way and that, watching Steve watch his love handles and belly repeatedly bunch up against each other
āBut I dunno, I mean Stevieā¦I really am such a fatty now. Think it might even be tough for me to hold a tape measure round this whole thing myself! I donāt know what to do!ā
Steveās beat red and just blurts out
āI mean! I sh-w-would-iāll can-me I can do thatā¦for youā
Eddie clasps his hands over his heart, turns around and bats his big eyes at his boyfriend
āOhhhh you would do that *for me*?ā
And the theatrical faux gratefulness Eddie puts on is the final straw coz Steve just breaks into the biggest shit eating grin, and starts giggling and Eddieās laughing too now, hands on hips
āSteven Harrington, you kinky shit!ā
And thus the story of how relaxing, letting go of jealousy and opening himself up to new friendships lead Steve to realise that he may have a bit of a numbers kink
The knowing, stalking, keen and predatory way Eddie gets when he learns a partner's kinks is just ugh so delicious. Eddie gets off on getting Steve off, so he's super duper going to indulge this and play it up. Finding out Steve had a chubby kink for the first time was already a huge win cause it meant he could eat whatever he wanted, as much as he wanted, even more because turns out getting bigger just gets Harrington harder.
This though, this is a little more intellectual, so he has to think of fun ways to tease Steve with it. Like Steve takes all his measurements right? So Steve gets a thigh measurement and Eddie's like
"Hey, what's your waist measurement again, Stevie? Huh, wow would you look at that, looks like my thigh's almost the size of your waist. Isn't that interesting Stevie?"
Eddie wanting to compare their measurements to see how many Steves he is haha
OKAY HI HI
OKAY OKAY SO I GOT AN ASK.
IMAGINE CHUBBY EDDIE ALR? IMAGINE EVERYTIME STEVE AND EDDIE GET IN AN DISCUSSION EDDIE JUST LIFTS HIS SHIRT SHOWING HIS CHUBBY BELLY AND STEVE IS ALL OVER HIM. NOT EVEN REMEMBERING THE DISCUSSION.
AND IMAGINE THE FIRST TIME STEVE SEES EDDIE'S CHUBBY BELLY AND HE IS JUST LIKE "WOW WHY DID YOU HIDE THIS FROM ME? THIS IS AMAZING! ARE YOU HUNGRY? LET'S GET YOU SOME SNACKS I WANT YOU TO BE BIGGER" AND EDDIE JUST LAUGHS BUT HE'S HONESTLY TOTALLY INTO IT SO HE JUST AGREES YOU KNOW! AAAAAAAH SORRY IM SUPER EXCITED OVER CHUBBY EDDIE!
ANYWAYS I HOPE YOURE DOING GOOD! AND I WISH YOU A VERY GOOD DAY!
Omg hello Anon!!! Love your enthusiasm! Hope I can match it!!
And lmao I love this!!
Especially because - loving sexy times aside! - Eddie and Steve, as exemplified in their mutual found-positions of surrogate parents to a ragtag bunch of kids, definitely find themselves filling a role akin to āparents with very differing ingrained philosophiesā concerning the absolute most mundane n boring of everyday things.
Theyāre both fussy, and particular, and while ultimately compatible, these dudes b.i.c.k.e.r.
So this ends up going hand in hand with Eddieās strategic figuring out of exactly how much Steve appreciates Eddieās growing heft (short answer being āYES! GOOD YES! VERY MUCH MORE PLS!ā but Eddie doesnāt understand that immediately, its not been said explicitly just yet so theyāre in the feeling out stages)
Eddieās pretty good at not lying to himself, so heās aware heās put on a good couple (dozen) pounds, but also, his recent largesse can be put to the ministrations of an overeager caretaker of a boyfriend, offering seconds, thirds, and then some, at every meal. Granted, Eddieās not exactly saying no to anything on offer, but heās also noticed that, despite going up two pants sizes, its not like Steveās slowed down on offering that little bit extra at every meal.
So Eddieās just putting the facts at hand together and either a) Steve is loveblind & really doesnāt care, or b) he does care & heās too polite to bring it up, orā¦.c) Steve likes it. And given the way Steveās eyes light up, and take on a certain haze when Eddie says yes to that oft offered forth serve of whatever theyāre eatingā¦Eddieās willing to put money on an option.
So whatās a guy to do but show off his newfound assets?
Eddie starts experimenting. Just a little trial and error ā testing it out when Steveās on a tear about something domestic, inconsequential and boring (Steveās never made him feel anything less than adored in bed, and Eddie may have passed science by the skin of his teeth, but he knows an experiment depends on controls and stuff. So boring times call for experiments)
So Steveās gotten started on a rant about how actually! Eddie, its not the same if you just hang dry certain shirts and ironing certain pieces of clothing can be important! And its not the same thing, and people *do* notice crinkled shirts! Cmon these creases can be seen from space!
And while Steveās had his eyes glued to a (perfectly creaseless! Whats Steve even talking about?) shirt ā Eddieās subtly rucked his pants under his now quite generous & noticeable underbelly, and under his thick love handles, slightly hitching up his shirt as he rubs the top of his own belly. Just staring at Steve as he paces, not paying any mind to his own body on show, waiting for his boyfriendās gaze to swing his way.
And really, its pretty obvious this experiment doesnāt need three repeats for Eddieās hypothesis to win out (do hypotheses win? Whatever, it sure feels like a win to Eddie!) because the way Steveās oh-so-passionate defence of ironing boards** stumbles n crumbles to an ungraceful halt once he turns his sight Eddieās direction, the way his mouth gets frozen in a beautifully dopey, open-mouthed, disbelieving smile, and the way his eyes widen and subtly rove up & down, and *absolutely* eat up every inch of Eddieā¦oh yep. Steve is most definitely, at the very leeeast, a fan of the extra weight Eddieās been throwing around.
Like a fat cat who got the canary, Eddieās not beyond playing with his prey.
āHmm I guess I can see your point of view Steve,ā
Eddie makes like hes squinting at the shirt in Steveās hands, leans forward, so his belly drops that little bit lower over his pants,
And really, is steve that worried about creases honestly because heās not helping the way hes messing up that shirt in his clutches.
āOh..Oh yeah?ā Steve croaks out.
Eddie walks a bit closer, makes sure to keep his face coy and thoughtful, one hand still rubbing his belly and steadily pulling his t-shirt closer to the crest of his belly. And oh yeah, Steves attention is definitely pulled in by that motion.
When heās close enough to Steve, he plucks the shirt out of Steveās now almost limp, but fisted, hands and makes to scrutinise it all on his own, holding it up to the light.
Steveās eyes are clearly telegraphing Eddieās every movement, but Eddie? Eddieās eyes are only on the shirt and discussion at hand, totally!
Eddie exaggeratedly lowers his outstretched arms, cocks his hip, knowing from studying himself in the mirror that this move truuuuly accentuates just how big his love handles have gotten recently, feels the jiggle of his own body and the new plump fold of belly over hip that wasnāt there just months ago
āI guess I never really noticed those creases until you showed me in this lightā
And Steve actually licks his lips!
āyeah you..see the..creases..that fabric needs..yeahā
And bless Steve for trying to keep up their previous petty domestic tiff but holy shit, Eddie has to bite his lip from laughing in Steveās gorgeous face because heās never actually seen someone rendered this helplessly dickmatised in real life!
total cop out - I actually have no idea how to wrap this up, kudos and go ahead if anyone wants to carry on, but basically I just see the pretence of discussion then drawn out and getting to a point just below Eddie all but saying āYou are completely and unfailingly correct and I one thousand percent agree with you Steve Harrington!ā before Steveās brain comes back online and the jig is up and Steve knows heās been caught ogling and, in a loving gruff way, manhandles a giggling jiggling Eddie towards the bed.
I donāt see this tactic employed in too many big discussions (discussions being key operative word, Eddie getting Steve out of his own head by flashing a bit of belly is a different matter), but for smaller domestic scuffles? Hell yeah, Eddies taking this one to the bank!
Eddieās living for this new discovery. And oh goddd does Steve rue. The. Day! That he handed Eddie that get-out-of-jail-free card.
**Just for my own need for completion - they do sort this out btw, if theres a shirt Steve *insists* be ironed and not hung dry ā he needs to write it in laundry proof marker on the tag and make that clear, and sure, whoever does washing will iron it! Although Steve also sees Eddies POV on a lot of shirts, and hung dry does often produce the same result, and relaxes his āmust ironā rule for a lot of shirts. Sexy sexy compromise. Besides with how skin tight a lot of Eddieās shirts usually end up, a lot of this becomes a total non-argument for at least half their laundry.
ālol why are you following the boobs and ass artistā why do you think Iām following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
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fuck it, weāre a kink blog now. she/her. mostly scenario-based, soft feedism. currently riding a wave of fat!stranger things inspo. 30yo - DNI unless 18+
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