What If Argyle Actually Comes From A Super Prestigious Family With A Shit Ton Of Money But He Had To

Fixated on the idea of Steve at the Munson trailer for date night, “chilling” on the couch watching a movie with Eddie. Steve being torn apart. Inside of him are two wolves:

Wanting to volunteer to get Eddie more and more snacks from the kitchenette because he knows when Eddie’s watching a movie that he will mindlessly eat anything put in front of him and if Steve’s the one getting the snacks, he can ply Eddie with the frankly ludicrous amount of food he wants Eddie to eat

But wanting to make Eddie get up and get his own snacks, coz he’s obsessed with the way Eddie’s heavy footfalls will set the whole Munson mug collection hanging on the trailer walls a-shaking and loudly tinkling in unison with Eddie’s jiggly body in motion, like a symphony to his chubby chasing ears

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

Alright another chubby Eddie gremlin!!!

So glad to have you in our gremlin corner!!

Just picture Steve baking trays of cookies and stuff to bring to Hellfire meetings like a good significant other/den mother.

Making everyone a tray to share, but Eddie his own personal dozen or so for himself.

"Why does Eddie get his own tray of cookies and we have to share?" someone asks.

Steve rolls his eyes, "Because I baked love into those cookies, and I love him."

-Clem🍊

Thank you!!! Happy to join in the gremlin hivemind! 🥰🥰

Also this ask: yesss!!!! - so sweet! 💝💝 Also can so easily picture the immediate responding chorus of kids disgusted groaning n moaning, “ew” (Max) “yuuck” (Dustin) and sticking their fingers down their throat making gag/vomit noises (Mike), like geez mum, dad stoooop! You’re so embarrassing god! 😫😫😖😖

Steve would just plant an obnoxiously loud, wet smooch on Eddie’s cheek and retreat totally unphased, while Eddie just looks so rosy cheeked, plump, proud and smitten (secretly, Will, El, and Lucas all think caretaking is the height of romance, n think it’s sincerely, and unironically super sweet & romantic, BUT are totally silent coz NONE! of them are gonna cop to this for fear of risking the ensuing ribbing…)

But oh my god!! The timing of this ask coz I was totally daydreaming along these lines the other day!

Thinking along the lines of Steve and Eddie, feeling out their way when just getting into a relationship, particularly with regard to everyday, simple supportive acts - like, they’ve both been shown to disdain, and look down on each others chosen hobbies in-show - Steve looking down on nerds and associated activities, and Eddie looking down on ”a game where you toss balls into laundry baskets” come to mind..

But they each catch their meaner, reflexive judgments early on, a little shamefacedly, and they mutually & separately make a concentrated effort to really try for each other to at least give what the other likes a good n open-minded chance, it’s still the honeymoon phase and the need to know everything about the other person, and spend as much time together as possible is ~powerful~~

Now Eddie is not stepping foot on a basketball court anytime soon (boy is an absolute flailing unco and I will not change my mind on this, accident prone and could trip over his own feet when standing still) but he really does make an effort and tries to watch games when Steve invites him to….with completely mixed results

He’s good at getting the basics & the rules once it’s explained to him, his brains wired well for that already, but the finer points of the techniques & action & passage of play are lost on him, and he absolutely zoooones, like brain completely on another plane, during the games until Steve addresses him directly or reacts out-loud to something/anything (“oh my god!! EDDDIE!! Did you see that?!” “Honestly Steve..no I didn’t”). But strangely it’s fine, he’ll sit with Steve in (amazingly!shockingly!*) almost silence for the duration of a game, offering up smiles, cheers, back slaps & consolations appropriately, and mostly he’ll just adoringly watch Steve be excited about something he loves. Steve appreciates the effort so much, also likes so much the idea that these are basically covert dates (hashtag the 80s), takes the opportunity to make sure he buys Eddie a tonne of Stadium snacks like hot dogs and pretzels whatever, Steve’s paying for everything (date!!) and keeping Eddie very well fed and all up, they have a good time. Eddie’s with him, and Steve feels heard, seen & loved, and adjacent to that, it’s almost just meditative quality time for Eddie. Watching (“staring in the direction of” in Eddie’s case) basketball is *nice*, but eventually once their relationship is more established - it’s sorta solidified as a Steve-only thing, moreso, becomes a Steve & Lucas bonding activity, which is all good, and Eddie will join if Steve asks but it’s not something they *have* to do together all the time. It’s something Steve loves, and Eddie loves him. End of.

On the flip side - Steve is at a HUGE LOSS whenever a single thing about D&D is explained to him. No matter how many times. Mucks up the names, can’t keep score to save himself, it’s actually in one ear n out the other at record speed, his minds not even like a sieve, but more like a salad spinner turned to 11

It makes him a bit insecure, being unable to reciprocate, not having the type of mind to at least grasp the basics like Eddie was able to quite easily with basketball. Doubly so coz he can see the effort Eddie’s making to be very patient with him.

He gets put out & down on himself briefly, but Steve’s a) resilient, and b) a pragmatist. So whatever! he can’t/won’t join in, can’t find it in himself to follow the campaigns as they happen in front of him** but he has other things he can do to help and be a part of Eddie’s passions!

Hellfire Club consists of hungry, bottomless pits of growing teenage boys (and an Erica, and occasionally guest starring a Max and/or an El), and his likewise ~*growing*~, bottomless-pit-to-rule-all-bottomless-pits, adult boyfriend at the helm.

They have some sort of informal snack roster that no one seems to remember or follow, except for Dustin and Jeff (and also, loudly, unwelcomely, and un-contributing-ly, Max) so inevitably every meeting begins with a 10 minute squabble about who was supposed to &didn’t bring the required snacks, So great! an easy role to step in and fill! A quick calculation of his Family video wages vs the amount of pre-packaged stuff he’d be buying each week on the reg means homemade it is!

So Steve picks himself up, and throws himself into the kitchen!

Steve’s always been okay in a kitchen, and since he’s been interested in Eddie, (interested in taking care of him initially, and then REAALLY 😳 interested in taking care of him) he’s gotten to really enjoy baking, and gotten pretty confident with it.

Nowadays, baking is a stress relieving means, to an often sexy ends, for Steve. The act of baking itself, Steve finds, quiets his mind, so he’ll bake up a storm easily n happily without thinking twice on it. Also, Steve likes collecting and trying new recipes, being adventurous! But he’s still not yet really confident enough in his baking output to release new untested creations on an unsuspecting, and what he knows will be a definitely judgy, audience.

So sadly, I mean, “Eddie?” He’s gonna need a taste tester. 😔 It’s the logical and *only* solution. Only thing for it. 😉

Help me Eddie Munson, you’re my only hope.

Eddie easily acquiesces, with an affectionate eye roll, a kiss, and a knowing smirk.

So begins a new weekly project.

Monday night is dress rehearsal: Monday afternoon Steve will bake a tray of goods, or more, depending on how much would be needed to feed the whole of Hellfire (“Geez Stevie do you really need to make so much the first time round?” “Cmon Ed’s, It wouldn’t be a true trial if I altered the recipe in any way” [he says, despite having already doubled it] “okay darlin, whatever you say”) Eddie’ll saunter in “honey I’m home”-ing from work, come up and hug Steve from behind, soft belly hitting Steve’s back first and squishing up warmly against him, surrounding him, and saying in a deliciously deep voiced whisper “Whatcha got for me tonight sweetheart?” It’s a wonder Steve’s even able to remember the names of whatever goods he’s just baked sometimes

There’s a bit of pretence each time - Steve asking Eddie’s honest opinion as he feeds him each serve by hand:

“I mean maybe the salts a bit much? What do you think Eddie?”

Eddie somewhat breathlessly replying, playing a true critic, like “Hmm maybe babe. Didn’t notice on that last one though. Better try another to really make sure. I’ll pay extra attention this time” no bite is truly enough to say for certain that the recipe absolutely needs no tweaking.

And Eddie will hold Steve to his initial word and insist on eating the whole thing

“God Baby…you sure you can take anymore? You’re looking pretty full, say the word and we can call it a night”

Eddie’s shirts ridden up and Steve’s non-feeding hand is delicately circling Eddie’s massive taut, pale belly

But Eddie will refuse to even unbutton his straining pants, refuse to stop until the batch is truly finished,

“Now, now, Stevie, what are you even saying? It wouldn’t be a true trial if I didn’t try the whole. Unaltered recipe. Wouldn’t want to let all your hard work go to waste”

And Jesus the amount of busted jeans Eddie is going through weekly….Steve’s saving on pre-packaged goods but he definitely feels guilty in a practical way for Eddie’s sake, so that money instead goes towards keeping Eddie comfortably clothed

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*maybe not that “amazingly”. Boy is loud and chatty, but clearly has a rich imaginative life, most likely almost catatonic with the weight of his imagination through his whole schooling experience. Eddie WANTS to graduate, can’t seen him as a completely disruptive class presence, primarily a lost one. Quietness might not be totally foreign..initially Steve’s amazed I guess but not once he knows Eddie better

**just side note - the brain barrier Steve faces throws him here, coz when Eddie’s running ideas by him and explaining his DM storylines? He’s hanging on every word! Like “yeahyeah!! Sounds awesome babe! 🥰”then…When everyone’s actually playing & interacting? arguing and in-joking with each other? Might as well be another language, what is even going on…

— So also I’ve got more to this, sorry so much was mostly just table-dressing and setting establishment, but kinkier addition to follow 🙈

fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that metalhead freak and his himbo babysitter boyfriend had going on

Trailer for The Screaming Skull (1958)

It’s 💦 anon and ooh boy back again with the Cuck!Steve thots

Haha trying to poke the gremlin part of my brain with a stick - she’s not cooperating today but I’ll see what I got:

Dinner date scenario *

Steve working all afternoon on a huge spread - made to feed the three of them /steve&billy&enough for about 5 more mouths.

Eddie and Steve being cutesy doing prep- or rather Steve in the kitchen actually doing all the cooking and him like playfully smacking Eddie with a wooden spoon as Eddie jiggles about and gets under foot plenty of stuff like “Ed’s wait til I’m finished! Cmon that’s not even set yet” Eddie just lewdly dipping his fingers and taking samples of everything available

Meanwhile Billy just drinking a beer sitting at the counter, watching Steve indulge Eddie and making some snide remarks about Steve letting Eddie get away with so much, about Eddie eating so much, like “you REALLY sure you should be letting him eat all that Harrington?”

Steve gets all blushy and conspicuously silent, while Eddie defends himself just like “um HE is right here and can hear what your saying about him!”

Billy like “whatever Munson, if those pants don’t last pass entree, not sure we got anything else in this place that’ll fit you after that”

Keeps going the whole meal prep time, the dichotomy of doting Steve, steadily increasingly bratty Eddie and meaner and meaner and less subtle Billy

Then come spread time - dinners laid out - all 3 of them around the table - Eddie at some point reaches across the whole table to grab a bowl of something and his belly just plops right out of his shirt and falls right into Steve’s dinner, under hang brushing through like Steve’s mashed potato or smthn

And that’s a go and the last straw and Billy’s just like ENOUGH

Grabs Eddie’s shoulders and Sits Eddie down roughly, despite protests from Steve & Eddie and ties Eddie’s hands up behind himself, behind his chair.

Steve is protesting angrily like “cmon Billy that was just an accident” billy like “no Harrington! Enough enough l! He’s just been stuffing his face, getting fucking fat all evening! Time he learnt and gets what’s coming to fat boys like him, greedy fucking pig”

And he just starts stuffing Eddie with everything at the table. And when Steve tries to bodily intervene - he likewise gets sat roughly in his chair - tied and gagged until he can admit to Billy that Eddie’s getting punished as like he deserves

*preface with- obvs- they all know what’s gonna happen at the outset of the night - keep it safe/sane/consensual folks x

💦 anon!! 🙈🙈🙈

How are you directly tapping into my deepest darkest desires!??? 😈 this is sincerely the hottest thing to me. I needed to take some time to collect my thoughts on this so hopefully it comes out well and isn't too stream of consciousness

Ok so like the three are all super into each other and their kinks just perfectly fit like puzzle pieces. Billy is a str8 degradation Dom who gets off on humiliating his little subs the way that puts them perfectly into sub space. He doesn't have a type outside of pathetic and submissive, but it's a huge plus if they're pretty, he wouldn't date a manly guy like himself. You're absolutely right that Steve is a total cuck, he loves being ignored, manhandled, i bet he'd also really be into restraint and forced chastity too 🥵. Obviously he's a total chaser. Loves the big soft feminine beauty, the weight, the size, the shape. Eddie is a total chub sub. He loves being big and soft and heavy and feminine. He loves being bullied for it all too and Billy is more than happy to indulge him, treating him like his fat bitch and force feeding him to make him bigger and softer and heavier, fucking him to teach him a lesson. If he lets Steve touch Eddie it's for his enjoyment and because it will humiliate them both, otherwise he saves Eddie for himself and makes Steve watch.

Then you have the actual scenes.

Just like you were saying, Steve spends all day cooking, excited to feed his big boy. Billy is always underfoot making remarks, and raising an eyebrow at every snuck bite Steve let's Eddie have, laughing into his can of beer, calling him a fat ass under his breath.

"you know this fat ass can hear you right?"

"That right? Maybe tell it to keep our chairs in one piece this time if it would be so kind. Fucking hell Harrington, no wonder he's this size the way you feed him."

Eventually it's Billy's plate that Eddie ruins by accident and that absolutely sets him off because then he will have fucked up.

"Jesus Christ, you hippo fuck! oh you're fucking in for it now, fatty. Thought you'd at least manage to keep your fat blubbery gut off my page but I guess that was wishful thinking."

"Billy! It's ok, I'll make you a new pla-"

"Don't interrupt me, bitch." Starts tying Eddie to his chair, "why don't you just eat the whole fucking dinner, if you're so goddamn hungry, you fat fuck. I'll help you."

Eddie plays resistant because he knows it will rile Billy up and make him feed him harder. He stuffs him until Eddie is panting and full but hard and leaking.

Meanwhile Steve's been trying to get Billy to stop, so he turns to Steve and grabs a handful of his hair

"And you. Pathetic chubby chasing faggot. You like this fucking walking blimp so much, fucking prove it." He shoves Steve to his knees and presses his face into Eddies crotch, smashing a lot of his face into his blubbery hanging gut, and holds him there until he starts signaling he needs air. "Fuck you really are pathetic. I know you want nothing more than to gag on this hippos cock. Be my guest. I'll be giving him his dessert" Billy rubs his cock through his jeans.

"Maybe I'll let you touch yourself when you admit you like all of this Harrington. That you know this is exactly what this fat fuck deserves and that this is all you're good for. White-knighting your fat faggot girlfriend like a pathetic cuck, warming his cock smothered by his gut and between his thighs...you're lucky I'm not sitting his fat ass down on your face and stuffing him sick. Damn that sounds like a good idea for next time."

And they all fucking love it. Ugh god I feel like I had better ideas and lines in my head earlier but I lost it. God I just want more of this trio and this scenario forever please 🙈😭🙈😭🙈😭

I know this is really mean but fuck if it doesn't work for me. I want bully man-handling Billy to fuck big fat Eddie because little cuck Steve is too pathetic too, and because Eddie's got tits, hips, and carries fat like a bitch so he's close enough 🥵🥵🥵

If you're goblin enough please anyone send more hahah

And also can I just say how much I appreciate us taking the time to make sure to include that like, no matter what, we like that all parties are safe, sanely, and consensually taking part in all of this. I want us to have these kind of safe expectations with each other

Btw me - ArgyleTShirtSupply!Anon

Didn’t exactly proof read - obviously I’m referring to band merch and metal tees but I completely do not remember if my wording made that clear - anyway - to clarify

Also consider - When Argyles visiting, he Jonathan and Eddie smoking up - argyle and Eddie glutting themselves and making improv and experimental pizzas in the Byers kitchen (the others are out, hopper on a date, dw about it)

Jonathan eats like a bird, Argyle has a big appetite but Eddie is beyond

Steve doesn’t join - it’s not his scene, Jonathan and Argyle are more Eddie’s than his friends, so he’ll just hang with Robin after work til the guys drop Eddie off

Cue Argyle driving Eddie back to Steve’s (don’t drive under the influence but like…the80s) Jonathan in tow, and argyle handing Eddie over to his waiting boyfriend, almost too familiar and more knowing than you want your ex-girlfriends-boyfriends-best friend to be saying stuff like “your lover is returned to you, blazed and sated my dude, have fun”

Argyles Argyle about it, Eddie thinks it’s hilarious, Steve is white-man grimace smiling politely and Jonathon wants to die

Those three get so fucking high and play the most chaotic and adolescent D&D of their lives. And they eat themselves (with the exception of Jonathan) absolutely stupid. And maybe high Eddie let's slip that Steve's been particularly tight of ass lately (newsflash it's because argyle's in town). So it's Argyle and Jonathan's idea to turn Eddie into a peace offering of their own creation and let that boy go hog wild. Stuffed beyond belief. There's basically no softness to his belly, and he almost looks otherwise visibly fatter than when he left earlier that night. Cue a happy Argyle like you said "Hark, my dude, I've got a delivery for Harrington. One pizza-stuffed lover boy, very well fed, extra blazed. Have fun and play safe, ok!" He leaves, so happy with himself and hair swinging behind him. Jonathan looks so scandalized you'd think he was shell shocked from the great war. Eddie's extra giggly, and practically bursting out of his clothes, and Steve is livid and thinking of how he's going to reassert boyfriend dominance, once Edd has had a chance to digest.