He Has Autism, Btw

Glad y’all understood what I was going on about because I just realized part of this is missing. Am I going to fix it? No, it’s much funnier this way.

I was thinking about the Mechanisms and I came to a startling discovery.

Every time the Toy Soldier gets thrown out of the airlock it just reappears a few moments later.

The Toy Soldier has the power stance of ‘mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox’ with the energy of ‘mom I threw up’

Had a dream and now yall deal with the result

In said dream Quackity and Sam make a huge mistake. They tell Ranboo to stay away from the Vault(since Techno is there now) or else. But during one of his EnderWalk strolls he gets near the Vault and Sam follows through on his threat. Sam kills Michael, under Quackity’s orders. Last thing I remember before I woke up was Ranboo’s face, massive split open mouth, glowing eyes, and his claws swing at Sam’s face.

Hmm, AU ideas

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

Day 16 and 17 together, underdog and history! Tommy is becoming a leader.

Also you can’t convince me that Tommy wouldn’t copy Wilbur’s hair poof.

HIS ASS IS NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Cayde-6 from Destiny is Forklift Certified!

explain ur reasoning in the tags ... :)

Been thinking about my GOG AU for the MW2 remake.

Ghost is a barn owl, originally a soft brown but his feathers have been dyed by soot and ash. He wears an owl skull built into his helmet. Nobody knows if it’s a real skull or not.

Soap is a tawny owl. He has a line of puffed up feathers that resemble his mohawk. He has a thin scar over his left eye, can still see out of it though.

König is a Eurasian eagle owl. Big, scary looking lad.

Price is a snowy owl, claws and beak chipped. He still has his hat but will swap it for a helmet when needed.

Gaz is a northern hawk owl.

has this one been done yet

SPOILERS FOR THE FUNDY AND DREAM WEDDING

What the FUCK

I was joking when I said there was gonna be a Dreamnotfound affair and objection-

George’s “I OBJECT!”

Sneegsnag’s “Love is DEAD!”

Sapnap’s “You will not ruin my baby’s wedding!”

Wilbur as the officiate and him crouched in the background observing the mess. And his “You’re making a mockery of my Minecraft church!”

The cobblestone crafting benches.

Dream’s thirst for destruction.

Tommy as the flower-girl.

WAIT

George objected after Dream and Fundy said “I do.”

Dream and Fundy are officially married.

But Dream hesitated for a while before saying “I do.” Either Dream was super nervous, something was going on on his end, OR he was waiting for George to object.

I missed a few days so I’m getting everything in order.

This is day 23, Helen Richardson.