LAURANCE

mcd headcanon that aph's iconic purple dress (you know the one) is suuper torn up at the bottom. i like to think at least 1 of the dogs enjoys chewing on the hem, it was originally long enough that aphmau ripped it once from running around nd tripping, at some point she cut a piece off to tie her hair up

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thinking of aphmau designs and ...

someone see my vision i think i might be crazy

I was watching void paradox and noticed something about the ep names

Reference to Michael’s mono logue in MyStreet season six when aphmau gets lazered

And also references to the song “lost in thoughts all alone” the song that plays during aphmaus flashbacks I believe

Day 215+ 1036 of posting Aphmau memes till MyStreet returns in late 2025 | Yeah, I think I have at least 1251 reasons to suspect this

Accidental shadow the hedgehog fan in the making

Rewatching season 5 and it is truly shocking how atrocious Aarmau is in this season. Literally its only bearable when theres literally any other character on screen.

There will be like one moment where they are kinda cute, but its a trick, cause its followed by the most earth shattering, bone crushing cringe.

The name of this season is the writers poorly disguised fetish

MCD KATELYN HEADCANNONS

She cannot hold her alcohol. Two pints in and she is gone and will keep going. She is a very playful and goofy drunk, never violent except will insist that she and Garroth wrestle

She is the type of person to throw small children and catch them. Full running around with two children in her arms and with toss a child into a lake with no hesitation if she knows they can swim.

Aquired the name Katelyn the Fire Fist because during training she punched a man who was being an asshole so hard that his shirt hit a torch and he was lit on fire. Zane gave her similar powers wen she became a jury on nine member because he likes theming.

Was unnerved by Vylad as a child and is slightly afraid of them now as an adult. She just finds him incredibly unsettling, like a funky looking deer.

Cannot fire a bow to save her life, she has a tendency to snap it in half because of her immense grip strength.

Mountain climbed as a child with her dad and brothers, it is how she got so strong in the first place.

She actually comes from a family of lumberjacks but was notced by an O'Khasis guard when she apprehended a bandit after he stole from her brother. She was then enlisted with the encouragement of her dad because he wanted her to have an education. It did result in her having to send them away to protect them from Zane.

Has a small idea of where her family is as there is rumor of a small band of blue haired lumberjacks living in the outskirts of Hyria's forest but she is too afraid to see them again as she blames herself for them having to leave.

She is built like Olympian Ilona Maher except slightly taller as 6' and 210 pounds. Gotta love my beefy women.

She wants kids but does not want to ever give birth. Deeply and understandably terrified of childbirth so if she ever descides to have kids she is going to walk around with Aphmau and wait for an orphan to appear.

Nekoette is her favorite out of the guards at the academy and does not sway any of the rumors that Nekoette is actually her cat bastard child. She, Dante, and Nana find them too hilarious to stop them and Nicole and Dimitri are getting in on it to but claiming that Dimitri is actually her and Nicoles child, and Katelyn had kids with Nana and Nicole.

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

Kyle, probably

Day 207 + 1036 of posting Aphmau memes till MyStreet returns in late 2025 | Well, Jess also mumbled something along the lines of "Book maybe... no promises" after that statement on 2023. An Aphmau does have that book coming out for SMP aphmau so... MCD as an actual Diary when?