murderhumans

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People this fanfic is good

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35544478

I need others to talk about this giggling and kicking the air

In Encanto as a coping strategy self-harm is used and the family gets asked by Bambi

"Why would someone want to hurt themselves?"

Apparently that was not a family dinner appropriate question.

I did not make it i just love it

ASTARION.

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

Happy International Asexuality Day! 🥳❤

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miserable 😞

On no it is not just a man it is a man that likes fishing

Really happy to see this at my local library

I’ve seen people talking about tentacles that pump aphrodisiacs into you while you suck on them. Which is good and great and wonderful, no notes.

But how about tentacles that secrete some kind of hormone that makes you lactate? As you swallow around the thick tentacle in your mouth, you feel your tits begin to swell and slowly start to leak. A few slender tentacles curl around your nipples and spread the wetness, seeming to lap it up. And with each pump of the tentacles in your holes, your tits just grow more and more sensitive.

Just a thought.

Someone being patient with you on your bad days is one of the softest forms of love

Drew my interaction of sitting on a bench because my club got out early so here may this gives job

people forgot the homophobic dog came out as bisexual and is now fond of gays. don't even claim you know the lore. real homophobic dog fans know about the redemption arc -_-

We are under a dictatorship. There’s no more denying it.

Hitler doing a Volkswagen car advertisement for the owner and one of his biggest donors in 1938

Trump doing a Tesla sales pitch on the White House Lawn for shadow President Elon Musk and largest donor in 2025

[ID: The first photo is a black and white picture of Adolf Hitler and the owner of VW smiling in a car with many N*zis behind them. The second photo is color picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a red Tesla. Musk is smiling while Trump is looking forward with his mouth open. End ID]

Image ID by @qquesadilla

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.

It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.

But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.

i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it

To the fanfictoin

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59597383

You are my sunshine

Another Tutorial Hope you can make better hoodies with this!

You are not welcome to my tumblur

Page

Uhhhh idk I was sad at 1am so I can't rlly uh no thought process

i am something of a scientist

The floof

Time to get human attention

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

100 posts!

Pretty

Quick Sevika drawing because OH MY GOD

You were right

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"