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DC Villains be like

Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.

Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.

Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

These are the kinda ideas people should hear.

i badly want there to be a noir style one shot comic with detective riddler and catwoman 

I had to this guy should be on everybody's Tumblr, like it should be a requirement

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”

Ever buy a comic just for the cover art like have you seen a comic that had awesome cover art and you can't help but buy it. I've done it five times in my life and I have no regrets.

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #1

Batman: Gotham Knights #11

Detective Comics #1064

I am starting a collection <3

Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.

List of Angry Moments

Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane

Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela

Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat

I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.

I think ghost rider is my favorite hero possibly my favorite character from marvle