Ok My First Post In Awhile (a Little Over Month Or Two) Most People Thought I Was Dead But I'm Not I

Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.

List of Angry Moments

Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane

Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela

Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat

I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.

Poison Ivy and Riddler are hilarious together, thier always arguing and it kind of entertaining to watch/read. Just standing in a room they'll find a reason to argue or those few timese they worked together spend the whole time arguing. They don't need to be at war with one another. They don't need to be angry. They just don't get along with one another and it's just funny to watch. There are serious heavy moments but it's mostly entertaining.

What comes to mind when I think Quiddler

Harley: Hello pudin.

Eddie: Don't call me that.

Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.

Eddie: Don't call me that either.

Harley: Mr. E?

Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that

Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E

Eddie: Don't push it Harley

All about saving lives

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

This is the sad truth, and plus it's easy to piss off fanboys because their sensitive

i say the joker is boring a lot to piss off fanboys but he’s not actually that boring. the real issue is that i’m bored of him being the villain every time when batman has a million other more interesting villains. why would i want to watch some “we live in a society” movie about the joker when i could watch a movie about poison ivy wanting to save the planet by any means possible. or mr. freeze trying desperately to save his wife. or scarecrow growing up with an abusive grandmother. the joker has his moments but please please please i would like to see literally anyone else.

I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.

Batman- we all like batman

Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.

Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.

Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.

Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.

Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.

Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.

Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing

This is my list so far like the last one it can change.

I'm reblogging this because I'm actually quite proud of this one why I have no clue why but I do.

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.

I know this is a joke but this costume is actually kind of awesome aint gonna lie.

Jim is definitely not paid enough for this.

Ref | Ed’s costume