Gayer than the word gay
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Me with tiffany valentine ❤️
Sam: Dude, why are you always “Wanda this! Wanda that!”?
Y/N: What, when?
Y/N: By the way, Wanda looks amazing today—
bound (1996) // house md, 4x01
Ok everyone loves the Hollywood A.D. bathtub phone call scene but how come I've literally never seen anyone specifically mention this absolutely adorable moment of Scully fidgeting with her own nose??? I don't think I even noticed it until like a year ago and I just now remembered it again
babe wake up melissa schemmenti is canonically bisexual via one throwaway line of dialogue !!!
guys lisa cuddy is so hot. i mean genuinely speaking she’s just gorgeous but also she’s so hot cause she’s so witty and naturally funny and just plain intelligent and there’s no flaw in her and i will never understand the cuddy hate and i would die for her and and and —
take my hand, take my whole life too
let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance
‘hilson’ this, ‘hilson’ that, I think stacey and cuddy should have been allowed to kiss with tongue
Missing poster for Lisa Cuddy, archived from fanpop.
CUDDY PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE JUST ONE PLEASE I SWEAR I NEED YOU SO BADLY IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING
Cuddy & Scully would change the fabric of the universe if they met
dr cuddy’s weekly performance review
house md is the only fandom by far that i like because I hate all of them but I also love them. like chase, i fucking hate your guts, but I also love you. you're so pathetic. cameron, get a grip, you're falling apart girl. you also scare me. foreman, you're just a dick. i fucking love that. wilson, you're also falling apart, like real bad. also, you're gay as hell, stop getting married. lisa cuddy.....you're the only i like. but you're also a pushover sometimes, but I'll forgive you. and oh. do we even have to talk about house. no. no we don't.
this is so stupid
so it's fucking canon that cuddy actually ships house and wilson. enough for her to dream about them raising her daughter together after she's dead....that too in a cringey 90s sitcom style
im fucking speechless
such a normal thing to say to ur bf about his boy best friend
mouse bites™
SHE’S SO PRETTY (ignore the fag)
any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes
Peak tv
House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home
Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off
Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"
House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed
Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"
A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral
Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)
Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts
Hilson is endgame, but I cannot deny Huddy
whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!
“you will be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits: