I'm Far To Invested In Pop Culture And Various Hiperfixations To Not Be.

It takes a special kind of nerodivergent burnout to wear your dressing gown and Comfy Pants (TM) into hungry jacks.

This is the state I am in, not ashamed, just hoping I don't die tonight because I'd hate this to be my ghost outfit.

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

WHAT THE FUCK ALDI

I expect SEVERAL apologies Who thought that PICKELES and CHEESE was an ok favour of chips???

Green is so underrated, when I say it's my favourite colour I don't mean this:

I mean THIS:

dark green is a nice color. underrated

Dear God look what I found:

Pavitr would be fucking outraged!

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

The kids in ride the cyclone would like to disagree

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

Asking if tumblr is relevant is the same energy as asking if most lizards are friendly like: "yeah sure I guess? They just chilling tho-"

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I'm trying to get back into graphic design, so here we go! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpXVEGIPxbu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=