Get The Fucker

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

Dear God look what I found:

Pavitr would be fucking outraged!

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Soooo,

I haven't posted in fuckin ever and I need to stop procrastinating on my halloween costume so,

So two questions.......

At what point does it go from:

Daddy issues to:

Father problems

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.

Honestly just reposting because it's amazing and so I can come back to it🥰

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Shipmate overboard! Reel em up lads!

where's me package...

Seven is surprisingly high for a non gamer lol

Reblog with your score