I Ironically (a Fat Bitch) Need To Be Reminded Of This Each Time I Write A New OC.

Seven is surprisingly high for a non gamer lol

Reblog with your score

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

I'm trying to get back into graphic design, so here we go! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpXVEGIPxbu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

So,

We all agree that rey is queer yeah?? Like you don't just kiss the morally grey version of Keanu Reeves without being kinda queer.

All right people, let's support this amazing concept and creater!!

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

The titanic just got interesting :l

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

I've been um, busy😅

October has been feeding me so well

https://www.fiverr.com/s/zLxp4K

I've recently started selling my graphic design skills on fiverr, im cheap, fast, and affordable. Follow the link to find out more if you're interested.!

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”