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I'm gonna use your spine as a tap for the fluid residing inside and put it in your coffee

I am not ready for classes. Fuck this shit

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You know what, some of the questions at least started with a "D", but how in fucks name to you get Delaware out of Ace Hardware??? Like????? Explain, I'm begging you to explain.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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Lord of the Rings + Reductress (Part 8)

New thing of mine.

Alright guys so, this week, I'm going to start a new thing. I'm writing a fanfic on Wattpad and decided to post it here as well. Hope you're all doing well by the way. Oh, and it'll be Star Trek and based off a dream I had. Thanks!

I'll make you step on a lego, barefoot

I am not ready for classes. Fuck this shit

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LoA story update

It's based on the Odyssey and Jorge Rivera-Herans' musical Epic. The reader (you) is married to Gricko, and this is while he and his buddies are going to find a way to pay off their debt. You take the place of Penelope, while also playing Odysseus, you take his place in the war, but you just want to get back to your husband and son. Your best friend came with, but will you both come back alive? Will your army make it back? I'm gonna call it "Her Heart's Love"

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