I'm Gonna Unzip Your Spine

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

New thing of mine.

Alright guys so, this week, I'm going to start a new thing. I'm writing a fanfic on Wattpad and decided to post it here as well. Hope you're all doing well by the way. Oh, and it'll be Star Trek and based off a dream I had. Thanks!

Y'all, I recently got really into Legends of Avantris and started to write a story for it. Now, I could do one part or I could write an entire 8+ part story. Should I do it? I will also upload it to AO3 obviously.

no

Goddess help me.

@nerdywitchgeek

OMG

this. blooper.

When Bones is told to put his frustration and anger into something creative…

It's over Ani, I have the high ground

I am not ready for classes. Fuck this shit

@nerdywitchgeek

Reblog if you’re a Bruce Wayne simp

You know what, some of the questions at least started with a "D", but how in fucks name to you get Delaware out of Ace Hardware??? Like????? Explain, I'm begging you to explain.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.