Here: @protagonistau

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

I cant not

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

trash can.

I need this motivation so badly

me: aw man, i wish i could write this story idea i had. too bad im already writing this other one. also me: you can still write it! me: what now also: yeah! this idea is perfect for a short story! me: a what now also: yeah! go ahead! have fun with a fun little oneshot with some silly disposable characters!!! :D me: also me: me: ...*opens ellipsis* me: ...*is having fun writing a lil story with little to no risks* me: (°ロ°) ! also me: (👍ᐛ )👍

i need to finish that doppelcotag fic

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

.... This makes me uncomfortable but whatever

reblog to totally finger your followers!

post this rat when they least expect it

Every time this post gets a note I'll drink some water

This post hurts my head

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...