H E L L O

LISTEN UP‼️‼️

you give off gay vibes idk maybe it's the scissors and glasses and twinky ass stare

do I give off gay vibes???

fine.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

Huh

hey *poke poke* come back to life. or I'll explode for what I think is the fifth time. or fourth. idk. but I will explode again.

What do you mean come back to life???

For research purposes, I need to know: How would each Elevator Hitch character react if they were handed a live child and told to watch it for 24 hours?

child labour

((OOC: if you haven't or can't read the most recent rp here's a summary:

@protagonists-catastrophe))

JACKPOT CRASH COURSE Release in SUMMER 2025

(+ Additional doodle dump)

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.