Welcome To Build-a-Frog!

I KEEP GETTING TAGGED

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

For research purposes, I need to know: How would each Elevator Hitch character react if they were handed a live child and told to watch it for 24 hours?

child labour

Try to massage the area

i need someone to crunch my shoulder blades into a fine powder

(FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

Hiiiii!!! ^^

>[Paisley waves at you.]

Oh- Uh- Hello there! :D [They pat the kid's head.]

Wait, that WASN'T the reason?!

Sorry I haven’t posted a lot I’m eating a pop tart anyways have these losers (I hate them so much)

Also I’m on TikTok I’ll drop it if I get to FIVE LIKESSSS!!! [insert gasping crowd sound effect]

I GOT A FIRE TRUCK?!

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

sappy

Congrats wizardshark!!! I'm gonna pretend I didn't almost write wozardshart-

Happiness Will Come To You.

I’M GOING TO MAUL HIM

WHAT HAPPENED

GUYS NO

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

I WAS TOLD AOUT THIS CURSE, I WAS WARNED- I WAS WARNED!

NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO