I Think Riko Dying Was Such A Grand And Great Metaphorical Way To End The Series Because

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Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

aftg perfectly aligns with the lyrics of warsaw by lovejoy and you CANNOT prove me wrong because i’m not

Logan and Chris welcoming Walker to the I-got-cast-as-Percy-Jackson-club 😌

fuck thea muldani. i hate thea muldani. me and all my homies hate thea muldani.

The fact that Nico had the pomegranate seeds when being trapped in the jar says so much btw.

- He carries around a bunch of emergency death-like anesthetic. He’s totally ready to dive head first in death at any given minute.

- Actually it wasn’t that surprising because well, he literally jumped in Tartarus on his own. Dear, i’m begging you, please have some self-preservation skill.

- Persephone tolerates him enough to let him steal/ give him the seeds from her garden (because where else would he get it from?).

- How did he know about the seeds, btw? Did Persephone tell him? Did Hades tell him? Did he just eat it one day then pass out for a day and figure it out on his own?

- He clings so desperately to the hope that maybe the Seven- at least Hazel - would come to rescue him. Even when they barely knew about him at that moment. He knew clearly he wasn’t well-liked. He made a deal with the death itself to survive, placing his life in the hands of those who barely had anything to do with him. I don’t even know what to make out of this, it just breaks my heart.

- He is so, so, so perseverant. I said it once and I’d say it again. I cannot emphasis enough how resilient this kid is.

- I’d like to think that Nico knows death intimately. It’s canon anw.

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Andrew Minyard with a septum piercing please and thank you

I genuinely cannot contain how much I love nico di angelo he’s so loveable and sweet and self loathing and he wants to be a good person so bad and he is a good person and he doesn’t believe he’s a good person and he hates himself and he assumes everyone hates him and he’s afraid of intimacy and. I love him I love him I adore him he is my son my baby boy my sweet little brother my oblivious little baby lord of darkness

Chiron: dam I lost my-

Annabeth: childhood friend? Aw same.

Percy: mental stability? Get in line.

Nico: will to live? Been there done that.

Leo: good self esteem? Puhlease join the club.

Jason: happiness? Hah. That ran away from me when my mom did.

Chiron: well I was going to say I lost my favourite tie, but do we need a camp therapist?

how the foxes act when they're sick in honor of me being insanely ill

Andrew: i feel like he gets sick a lot, like immune disorder type. he catches anything that goes around. he's used to it so it doesn't bother him too much, but the worse illnesses can get him pretty bad. when covid hit Neil watched him like a hawk to make sure he didn't catch it

Aaron: bro is the definition of "victorian peasant" when he's sick. he is almost completely useless when he catches a cold. i mean like straight man cold he is completely helpless

Kevin: he doesn't get sick all too often but even when he is he just pretends he's not. he's willing to grind until he collapses and even then he'll deny everything and tell doctor's orders to go fuck themselves

Neil: never gets sick. immune system like a brick. if he does he kinds freaks out because being sick on the run slowed them down, and he never quite gets over that fear

Alison: very similar to Aaron. unless it's game day, she uses illness as an excuse to not do anything

Renee: she's so chill about it. lets people know she's not feeling well, but doesn't let it affect her. she does, however, refuse to take medicine, because she wants to see how long she can power through

Matt: will cough on Dan so they can be sick together. very cuddly when he's not feeling well. eats soup, takes medicine, the whole shabang

Dan: very grumpy when she's sick, usually because it's Matt's fault. doesn't want to be around anybody, speak to anybody, etc.

Nicky: oh so dramatic. acts like he's dying, starts planning his funeral, setting up the playlist for his wake, calls Erik to let him know that he will be getting his insurance, all that