Kung Pow Penising Is Now Illegal

it’s me. i’m bitches

bitches be like "this is my comfort book <3" and it's a book that makes them feel like they're walking through hell handed by satan himself

Tumblr is just mentally ill people quoting dead mentally ill people.

One of them.

Murder is never okay!

Unless it is committed by my beloved fictional characters in which case it's perfectly alright <3

every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper

Bitches be like "I don't feel too good today" but it's just an excuse to stay home and read gay fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

I just think that platonic Percy & Nico is important

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE