Pirates Of The Caribbean Remake: Elizabeth Drowns Four Minutes In

HELL YES.

Because we all know they should’ve been end game.

Jackasses.

You want weapons? We’re in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world!

JJ’s plan to spring John B out of jail was so completely and unprecedentedly idiotic... until I realized it’s 100% the type of plan that one could expect from a 16 year old boy.

I literally can’t right now. I love this.

“Ooo,” Joker snorts, wiggles his free hand at her. “I’m scared.”

The corner of her lip twitches up, lipstick gleaming like a dark cherry stain. “You should be.”

please tell me you’re going somewhere with this

By this the writers mean: four or five seasons of JJ and Kiara’s slow-burn, developed relationship has been long-arced, right?

I’m just gonna keep a list of all usernames of potential bots who’ve followed me and have subsequently been blocked because their names are, frankly, hilarious:

- mannedjeweler

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Why can’t this be canon?

Let me rewatch 'Outer Banks' for the 10th time in preparation for season 2.