JJ: Alright, We Need To Open This Door. Sarah, Give Me Your Credit Card

Calling all shameless fans to check this out bc JEHEEHEH THIS IS SOLID GOLD

Or, Lip stays in college.

Wouldn’t it be funny if the entire time the Avengers were fighting Thanos, Loki and Natasha were just watching a movie somewhere pretending to be dead?

I’m just gonna keep a list of all usernames of potential bots who’ve followed me and have subsequently been blocked because their names are, frankly, hilarious:

- mannedjeweler

- weakened-reticence6

- dreary-shriek

- selfishcollater

- devilish-scrambler

- treasured-aff

- simplistic-mah

- main-conscience

- simplisticmah

- illiterate-housemother

- suspectedrite1

- objective-proscr

- leftmailman7

rapidly switching between ‘i just wanna have fun and tell a fun story’ and ‘i must make this moving and intelligent enough that i might impart all my relevant wisdom onto the audience and teach the world of things they may not otherwise understand solely with this piece of writing’ 

Why can’t this be canon?

Ahhh John and Donna as a couple revs my engine so hard!! I can just imagine both of them clocking out like this in detention !!

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Currently reading: Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adam.

If you haven’t read the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy I highly encourage you to read it! It’s filled to the brim with such wonderful bizarreness that it makes me smile just thinking about it. The writing is detailed in a very specific, unique way and you’re suddenly part of this whole new, vast universe that’s unfolding before your eyes. The characters are really fleshed out and have charming chemistry, It easily made it to my top five books list.

I plowed through the first two books in one day. There are five total, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite- they’re both too good!

when you find out loki/sylvie have actual chemistry AND the show legitimizes the lgbtq+ community...

Ongoing List of Stephen King Books I’ve Read:

- The Shining

- It

- 11/22/63

- The Institute

- Lisey’s Story

- Carrie

- Mr. Mercedes

- Finders Keepers

- End of Watch

- If it Bleeds

- Billy Summers

- You Like it Darker

- Joyland

- The Colorado Kid

- The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon

- The Gunslinger

Currently Reading:

Up Next:

- ‘Salem’s Lot

- The Stand

- Later

- Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption

- Four Past Midnight