“why Do You Ship Them? I Thought The Ship Wasn’t Canon?” Bro We’re Talking About Fictional Characters,

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

I headcanon that Lance says things like "holy crow" and "this castle has gone apples and bananas" because he's around children so much that he's had to overwrite any swear words in his vocabulary. I also feel like this is why he says quiznak more than the other paladins, it's another silly nonsense word he can use in place of swearing so it's more natural for him to incorporate it

Trans:

As the oldest of the Seven, the two’s relationship goes back several thousand years.

The first time the anemo archon visited Liyue, the Geo archon greeted him believing he was in need of his help. Yet the anemo archon was only there to drink with him.

Since then, the archons would gather to drink together. Now, all that remains is the two of them.

They call one another “the clueless bard that can’t read the wind” and “hard headed old man”, names perhaps they can only use because of how well they know each other

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zhongven shippers come get y’alls food

The National Danno Monuments

I feel like someone would bring up the point that ghosts wouldn't age so we don't know how long phantom has been dead for and say they should look into ski accidents in the past or look for a missing child report from not just now but in the past as well

I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

He's Here

Sigma is 3 years old and has already experienced betrayal, existential dread, and corporate management. Meanwhile, I’m 25 and get overwhelmed deciding what to have for dinner.