I've Seen A Few Interpretations Of The Ring Toss, But Haven't Read Anyone Yet That Reads It As A Token

I’m in the mood to remind u that dbda will probably never ever get another season and Charles and Edwin will never have an onscreen kiss :3

I'm I'm the mood to skin you alive, grease your skin with olive oil, stretch it, slightly toast it, use it as cling film. Then, rip each vertebrae one by one and tumble them in a rock tumblr until they look like pearls, make a necklace and sell it for millions as a prehistoric Neanderthal necklace. After wards, I will take the eyes and rip them from their extraocualar muscles, peel the sclera off like skin off a grape, then use the unclothed eyeballs in a fruit salad which otherwise consists of strawberries, mangoes, peaches, and the ashes of then last 7 generations on your paternal sides. I will promptly use your blood in a ritual to summon the gods of the underworld to curse your bloodline and every inanimate object you have ever touched to turn into orbees. After the local area has an orbee crisis, I will use said orbees to stuff your cleaned intestines and make it into a stress toy, and stuff your stomach to make a punching bag. I will proceed to pluck every individual tooth and fill your empty mouth with everything that maggots need to thrive. You will be known as the corpse with an ecosystem in the jaw area. I will also use said teeth and polish them. Then using the polished teeth I will put them in soap bars which I will gift to your already cursed family so when they use it, teeth fall out. Furthermore I will use the flesh off your limbs to train pirhanas to walk, so the world will go into a crisis wondering about this phenomenon. For days the walking pirhana armies will cause chaos and taint the sky red.

We still got most of your abdomen and some limbs to cover so stay tuned for more! :3

My indoor activities include sitting, lying down and rotting in my bed. I'm very diverse like that

it's not fair I want a 30 year slow burn with trauma bonding

(I have no trauma and will probably die at the age of 25 due to some dumb shit )

Source: merletails

Just love how everyone has/probably has some trauma or an interesting backstory meanwhile Monty just spawned in with his cute lil astronomy book like ":D"

“What is this?  Hum must be something for Maru to climb into.”  AND “something for Hana to squish Maru down into.” 

@whatcoloristhatcat

Idea: you send me pictures of your cat and I draw them stupidly

Yeah hope that pitch was successful :3

Thing, signing: Ooh look, it’s a full moon tonight.

Wednesday: You know what that means. It’s a perfect night for a werewolf to come out.

Enid *in the distance*: I’M GAY!!!!