Straight Culture Is “breakup Prank” Being A Thing

Me trying to go to sleep

My brain at 2 in the god damn morning: what if ,,,,,, what if you read fanfics others have written and recorded it like an audio book

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

honestly Aziraphale saying fuck that one time owns my soul 

I could find the motivation to restart my computer but I can't clean my room

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens

Deceit has a pocket watch reblog if you agree

Because I love them here are some lil updates about Bilbo and Cheese let me gush about my chickens damnit

The first time they ate grass they absolutely lost their shit it was amazing

And despite being bigger they enjoy being on my shoulder and have surprised me multiple times by flying up to my shoulder

Mum also got really salty at me because cheese managed to poo on her leg while chilling on my shoulder

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

I am both absolutely petrified and fascinated by fungi, i think mushrooms and the like are real cute and i love them but I am also scared out of my god damn mind because every time I see a mushroom some little gremlin in the back of my mind just fukin goes ‘watch out buddio they are comin for ya b o n e s’