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the next time someone asks me if I’m a girl or boy i’m just gonna say plant because honestly that’s where i’m at right now

look

if a long dead ancestor of unknown origins doesn’t rise from the grave to stop me, then how bad of an idea is it really

Julius Caesar deserved to get stabbed the absolute bitch baby. The Library of Alexandria burnt down and no i will never get over this

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

So school is being a bit annoying..

So reblog this post if you think "true asexuals" can be sex positive and sexually active and adverse, and like this post if you think "true asexuals" HAVE to be sex repulsed, no matter what.

Just realized that as we go into the rawring twenties this is the first time FOB, Panic!, AND MCR have all been active at the same time since 2009

Anyway, Bob Marshall is a disgusting anti-LGBTQ bigot who has made life hell for LGBTQ+ people in Virginia since I was a kid, and this year Danica Roem, a trans woman, is running against him. 

Bob Marshall has been running anti-trans TV ads against her and sending out transphobic mailers (content warning: misgendering, transphobia.)

I know Danica Roem winning is a long shot but it would mean a great deal to me if she even came remotely close, as a bi/trans Virginian who’s dealt with Bob Marshall’s homophobic, biphobic, and transphobic shit for years.

So please, if you’re in Virginia (whether you’re in Bob Marshall’s district or not) vote in the 2017 state election. 

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

okay boomer

Ok but when we were trying to “save” Mark and ourselves by pushing the giant laser button;

MatPat-

Was actually trying to help us xD

Oops

MOM SAID IT’S MY TURN ON THE XBOX

Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

of course

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

oh uhhhhhh btw share heist around everyone just really pump it up make it big  Mark will probably explain later but like TL;DR: we’re gonna rub it in Youtube’s face that original content from Youtube is better then getting some IP’s and trying to make it more tv/movie like when all the talent is in Youtube so we’re gonna try to pump this fucker big. We’re really gonna hype it to show it to youtube. So take this Hype and SPREAD IT like a plague or something ya know. Let’s really take this to the top. 

one of my favorite things?? pretty weapons

like bitcH

this mf will fuck you up

and will look FUKIN GOREGOUS

while doing it

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

okay, okay, hear me out:

what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl

and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.

(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’