A Confused Florist

I’ve been thinking. (Yes yes I know a dangerous thing to do) Van Eck treated Wylan the way he did because he couldn’t read and thought he wasn’t smart enough (even though he couldn’t have been more wrong) which makes me wonder. What would have happened if Van Eck met Kaz when he was a lot younger? I don’t even know where I’m going with this but here it is.

NO!!!! THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE PEKKA ROLLINS GOING TO JAIL SAD!!!!! NO!!!! I WAS NOT PREPARED TO SEE ALBY THERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I hate Pekka, but his son is adorable.

They’d either be chaotic best friends that judge everyone around them, or equally chaotic enemies that also judge everyone.

Someone needs to get Kaz Brekker, Artemis Fowl, and Five in the same room together.

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

Source: lilochipie

I need a scene where the V’s find out Nifty is Alastor’s gremlin. I think at least Valentino would give trying to hurt Alastor a second thought.

SPOILERS FOR SWEET TOOTH

I just finished. I… no. JOHNNY DESERVED BETTER!!!!!!!!!! GUS DESERVED BETTER!!!! GUS GOT SHOT TWICE AND JOHNNY LITERALLY DIED!!!!! Like I kinda liked Douglas Abbot just because it was fun to make fun of him and his stupid glasses BUT WHYYYYYYY!?!???? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AND THE MOMMA BEAR NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I was already uncomfy with the brothers relationship before we even knew they were brothers, but in a way ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAT THEIR RELATED AND HAVE HISTORY!!!!!!!!! He literally told Johnny it wasn’t ok to shoot someone with their back turned but he was so much of a coward that he couldn’t even look his own brother in the eye as he shot him. Like, just why. OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE DIDNT HUG YOU ENOUGH AS A CHILD!!!!!!!! AND HE KILLED HIS FATHER?!!?!? I’m… shooketh. ALL THE SOLDIERS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED WERE SHOOKETH!!!!!!! AND THE WAY DOUGLAS GRABBED JOHNNY’S HEAD WHEN HE HUGGED HIM!!!!!!! NOOOO! LEAVE THE CINNAMON ROLL ALONE!!!!!!!!

“Make it nice. We’re not animals.” After literally killing his brother. Right before hunting children just because he wants to win. Everything he has done, everyone he killed was for nothing, was to boost his ego and give him a scapegoat to commit atrocities. Holy crap.

Do you think that Alastor doesn’t like Lucifer because he blames Lucifer for the extermination? Maybe he genuinely thinks he’s a better dad because he thinks Lucifer failed at his job as ruler?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

^one-sided radiostatic and a bit of apple animatic! Sorry if someone already sent this

EVERYONE GO WATCH THIS VIDEO I AM EFFING DYINGGGGGGGG

Video by @natakarania

Lyrics by @convolutedblasphemy

Prompt by @onesidedradiostatic and an anon

Oh wait, didn’t he technically already do this? In the second episode he literally gets knocked out with a taser and then was like “it’s fine, everything is completely fine. I wasn’t almost just kidnapped!” 😑.

Why do I get the feeling that Mr. Benedict would be that one character to get stabbed but never say anything about it. Like, he would probably try to handle it himself if it wasn’t life threatening. Until he passes out that is. (A certain tall person realizing beforehand and making sure he’s ok.)