Bills Parents!! I Have Been Loving Drawing These Two-

Alex hirsch dropping the book of bill to the public:

Me:

ALEX HIRSCH!!!!

DROP SCALENE AND EUCLID CONTENT

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Yo chat.what if the reason bill sees himself as a god.

Is it because he is the son of one?

I have a head canon that Euclid is the Godfather of their dimension Euclydia.Euclid is their god and Bill is the next heir.Scalene would also be like their axioms.Known to be the embodiment of one of Euclydia's kind.A kind of triangle like a ruler of a species.Axioms are Geometry version of angels as they obey the rule of geometry like Scalene.

Which explains Bill Cipher's Mutation and abilities.Being an heir of a literal father of geometry and mother of a geometric kind would cause something out of bounds to happen.Not to mention,Bill Cipher thinks he is "liberating" everyone.He has the souls of the euclideans inside his consciousness.He want to give them a gift and knowledge so badly but it only condemns them.He wanted power to make his fellow people go "up" with him.He wants to show them that is not comprehensible.He can hear and read the euclidean's souls in his mind like an omniscient god.

In my Au,Bill has this strange eye because his birth is like an evolution of math itself.Modern Math has what is called Euclidean N-spaces.Which bare multi-dimensional geometry.Bill is destined to see other dimension before he was born.Scalene will think it is a miracle but for Euclid,It was something he must let go.He knows his son will see the stars,he knows his son will be like him too.A mentor and a god.But he could only show bill something abstract,something that can't see but bill wanted to and even feel it.He knew his son will do something inevitable but he and scalene love and devote bill cipher akin of a god.

Bill could be the God of geometry in gravity falls as he manipulates space and time as some sort of dimension he could change it to anything.And him making his home into an atom is his topological powers of transforming a flat plane into a tiny sphere.If only Euclid taught him before he was gone.Also Modern Math break old rules all the time.So I imagine Bill to argue with Euclid a lot but feel so guilty to the point he never mention him in the book directly like his mom.He did mention his dad in the book,being so handsome with his hat.So Bill could love his mom in more direct ways while to his dad more subtle.

I found another one!!!

Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia

Scalene

Irregular

Euclid

God

Sex (lol)

Universe

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too

Theraprism comic series part, idk!! Fear of Venetian Blinds

My longest one so far!! The support I have gotten over these has been AMAZING and I'm so thankful for it!! any suggestions for Bill theraprism comic ideas PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! Shoot me an ask! I would love to make this a continuing series if I get enough ideas for concepts for it!

euclydia headcanons

children can make pocket dimensions to play in

their powers are different

bill once saw his parents dreams

euclid has lava and powers

Hello!i am thinking of creating my own subfandom known as deicide.of course I wanted to make my own fanfic of continuation of realicide(i am very sad it got discontinued but it is what it is.)

You guys can reply and repost as much as you want.here are my ideas

Egoist will establish the union of egoists

Cultcom will encounter senatorialism, illuminatism and more

Realicide version of neoliberalism is metamodernism?

Ontolologism

The versions of the fringes in realicide are called the unhinges as an inside joke (avarationist,soulist,kraketocracy,hive mind collectivist)

Deicide(yeah so like we will kill all gods even anti-gods lol)

Anti-theists(Anti-thesis)

Atheist(New atheist)

Apatheist

Agnostic

Misotheism

Absurdism

Anti-Anti-Theists

Basically any religion, spiritual or such philosophies

SCALENE and EUCLID

HEADCANONS!

-Euclid is the ruler there, doesn't matter what type, he just is. "EUCLYDia".

-Scalene used to be an asssistant for Euclid then they fell inlove

-Scalene is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she tries her best to see but if you lay a finger on her family, she WILL kill you.

-Euclid doesn't trust people so easily and is always aware of the people around him. Always notices the bad in people

-Euclid shows his love through gifts.

-Scalene shows her love through physical affection .

-They both throw Bill the biggest birthday parties. If you don't come, you will be publically executed. /J

-Bill is slightly closer to Scalene because Euclid is always away for business trips leaving him and his mom alone at their house

-Euclid always brings something home after the business trips. Clothes, Foods, etc.

-Scalene teaches Bill how to use different types of instruments and how to paint because she thinks it could be relaxing for him

-Euclid teaches Bill how to play chess, gives him tips on how to be a good leader because he wants his son to be just like him when he grows up.

-The whole Euclidia being destroyed thing happened when Bill was in his early teens, It just makes sense to me.

-They wouldn't blame him or resent him for destroying their dimension including theirselves. However, If they found out what crimes Bill committed, they'd be dissapointed.

Bill Cipher giving subtle hints of him loving his parents in his own book is my roman empire.

He practically called his dad a handsome fella aww :D

So, I finally read flatland and decided to grab snippets that stood out which turned into using my entire work lunch break to explain flatland to two of my co-workers the amount of energy that goddamn story rattled my brain with is too much

flatland reference spotted (now that i'm looking for them) anyway the rest of this is the reactions i had to reading it the first time enjoyed spamming @falsekingfrancis about it and i think i'll put it down here too

probably get some shit wrong but anyway (tw: mention of eugenics among the other fucked up shit in flatland)

maybe later i will rant more about this- probably a sticky note on what might be similar to Euclidea and Flatland and the differences (like bill and his parents having arms and legs whereas flatlanders had no limbs, that kinda thing)

i don't think i'll watch the animated versions of flatland tho, the story had enough to tide over my thoughts for a while

STAR GAZING

I think that, even if his parents couldn't see the stars, they went star gazing just to see their boy happy