Sketches And Some Unfinished Works That I Can't Post Separately So Here They Are All At One Post

i actually debated between calling him “heterosexual” and “allegedly heterosexual” and decided to be a good girl who doesn’t speculate about celebrities’ sexualities, but you’re right, considering his Mads Mikkelsen Feelings and such. i edited the og post to add the word “allegedly”

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something heterosexual man retweet]

When time cast a spell on you but you lowkey wont forget me

honestly i bet kaz’s wife was cheating on him and he 100% knew when she announced she was pregnant (considering he is infertile) but didn’t have a leg to stand on (pun ENTIRELY UNINTENTED) because he’s been having hatesex with big boss for many years of their marriage. so they just have an unspoken agreement not to discuss eachother’s respective infidelity until one of them hits a breaking point and a messy divorce ensues.

this guy is living in my mind

atp anyone calling big boss and ocelot brothers is being wilfully ignorant. kojima basically confirmed they were gay yet people still pretend not to see it

sksks yeah, i was surprised to get that ask on tumblr of all places. i mean there is something to be said about them sharing a mother/mother figure and big boss’ probable lack of romantic feelings towards ocelot, but on the ocelot side it is undeniable, there is nothing brotherly about how he feels.

my own opinions on taylor swift are top secret but u guys need to know that i am not calling ocelot a swiftie as a compliment to her or him. he’s a blond fake southern nepo-baby who goes bonkerballs insane over a completely mid dude. it’s self recognition thru the other.

edit: ok actually. changing my url after 1 day to be more marketable because i didn’t want people to be offput by swiftie-ism. swiftieocelot -> ocielot

i like how kaz is kinda a 4 time divorcee (big boss, ocelot, venom, nameless wife.) messiest bitch to ever live.

sunny !!!

Do you prefer Big Boss and Ocelot having the dynamic of brothers or lovers?

i think ocelot is in love with big boss while big boss sees ocelot as a brother (tho is not weirded out by ocelot’s attraction to him, as one would be with their actual brother lol) because i love messiness and unrequited love <3