Quick Question

God knew I would be too powerful if he gave me the ability to draw

None of y’all would be safe tbh.

Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Ray

3 Minutes - JP Saxe

Pink Skies - Luke Bryan

I Had Some Help - Post Malone (ft. Walker Hayes)

Marjorie - Taylor Swift

Tagged by: @deadbeatdream 🩵

Five songs I've been listening to a lot lately:

Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan

Smoke Signals - Phoebe Bridgers

Vienna - Billy Joel

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

I Hate It Here - Taylor Swift

Tagging: @thepupperino @placid-styles @maroon-poet @pandemoniumdreams @littlegreen @mcdennis

Aww I hope they can all come around to the baby and accept that it’s an exciting time! Even if the timing is a bit off.

| Just thought about the colors so no one gets confused reading this |

🤖 Zach

🪻Violet

🌂Varina

🕹Jimmy

💻Koki

🌟 Zoe

🛹JJ

Alright, let's read on

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😮‍💨

Well, it wasn't gonna be more shocking than this

It had been a long week after their hot relaxing trip from Ski Resort. Life was good for a few days, but Varina was starting to get really bad nause every morning for a week, though she may have thought it was a bug for a while even tried to take some medicine but throw up every time she had a pill in her mouth than started to felt tried and dizzy for almost two weeks in crave cupcakes and chocolate covered grapefruit that when her friend (Ellie) was starting to peace the puzzles together asked if she could be late that made Varina slightly more nervous than usual. The next thing that she had in her hand was a store-bought pregnancy test, and for almost five minutes later, the results were very clear and it was really clear for JJ who (of course he fainted like father like son 🤷🏽‍♀️) heading that he going to be a father. They were having a hard time about telling their parents about the news it didn't take any time for her sickness to spew out in front of her mother, and then a suddenly call to JJ's parents was all that took a while to make a decision to tell them that ~

YOU'RE EXPECTING WHAT!!!!???

🤖: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE EXPECTING IN 9 MONTHS!!?

💻: I STILL ON THE BABY PART!

🛹: Wellll it's... we just gotten um... things happen 😅

🤖💻: WHAT!!!!

🕹: Koi?

🪻: Honey, let just hear them out first

🤖: Oh yeah, I want hear it! I definitely want to hear it!

🛹 : OK, um, well, it just happened

💻: IT doesn't just happen with the fact that you two are having a baby JJ? A BABY !?

🛹: It's complicated, actually. We've didn't know til....five.. weeks ago

💻: Ok, so five weeks ago, you and JJ were at Ski Resort in Sweden, right

🌂: Ye.. Yes ma'am

💻 : So 😤 your five weeks along

🌂🛹 : Yes *😬 *😮‍💨

💻 : SO Y'ALL WE'RE FU¢KING CORN HOLDING IN SWEDEN FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

🛹 : Yeah, but we do it is happening on the fourth day on the ski trip

🪻: Alright, that's good! Right now, we know how this happened

🤖 : No Vi this isn't good for seven days, SEVEN DAYS!😠 I thought you two would be responsible🤦🏻‍♂️

🌂: I know, but -🥺

🤖: And yet here we are, because you * direct to JJ *

🪻: OK, let's just cool down now before things get to heated

| While the arguing still continues on a woman walking into the kitchen, hearing the commotion unfolds felt a little injust and in the air |

🌟: I'm sorry to introduce * coming out of the kitchen * but doesn't this kinda remind you about the time when you guys come up pregnant with me

💻: Zoe, when did you come from, and who- Wait hold on? how did you kon-

🌟: Aunt Aviva and guncle Jeff told me about it, so these no secret to keep for me and didn't you tell me that I was y'alls "pop up flower girl"

🕹: Uh ☝🏻😳 *now thinking of the engagement party and bubble house*

🌟: And I definitely know about y'all stories, so freeze that real quick, Mr. Varmitech ✋🏽

🤖: 😤 * is definitely not wanting any kind of bad side from Zoe *

⭐️: So basically, there are no grounds to go on for 🙌🏽 no disrespect 🙌🏽 cuz the honeymooning happened way before ya'lls marital bed.

🌂🛹: *Shocked but not shocked at all, knowing their parents*

💻: Well, you are on that one, Zoe, but that doesn't excuse you * points to JJ*. JJ, we taught y'all better than this

🛹: Look, we know this isn't the best news, but we can try looking at the... joyful new. I mean, we're having a new baby,and right after high school at best, y'all are going to be grandparents as well

🪻: That still didn't make any of this better, we all know this baby is coming into the world, but we know this should be a joyful occasion, but😥

🛹: But what ?

💻: But you two are still young, and even after high school,you still have college to look towards now. How are you going to deal with a baby

🛹: Well Fu¢k mom, you seem to be more able to make it possible for six kids

💻: We were already done college a long time ago, and you better watch it for you gonna be worried about something else than a baby

🛹: You know what I thought

🕹: Wait, Junior, that not what we're talking about

🌂: JJ, hold on, you can't just leave

🛹: Look, I'm just gonna get some air, that's all Varina, I'll be back in a few, ok

💻: Oh no, you not * turns JJ away from the door to facing her* you're gonna stay here and take it cause you are not gonna walk away cause

🤖: |I'm going to end him| Well then, he suddenly walks out. You can just walk away from her

🪻: Zachary!! 😡

🕹: No no no JJ isn't going everywhere. You're part of this just as much, and neither me or your mom or anyone gonna let it happen 😠

🤖: Me either

🛹*|Stand in understander meant and the consequences with the situation*|

🪻: Alright, but considering the fact standing here is what you guys are going to do with this baby now

🕹: Agree. I think we should have a talk about the baby, but we should talk about what your future will be on a later date, maybe when everyone's cooled out

🤖: Yes, I think we should talk about the future on this later until then, I think we should be going back home now for a private talk, and I'm sorry for my behavior

🛹: Um, Mr. Varmitech ?

🤖: I expect your forgiveness, JJ, I'm certain you make the right decision for my daughter and your child

🛹: Of course, and sorry for almost running out on you back there

🌂: I forgive you, and I would be nervous too, although I'm still nervous 😔🥹

🛹: *Holds Varina's hands* Varina 😟

🪻: Varina, We'll be waiting outside, dear

🌂: I'm coming 😔 I guess. This one might

🛹: Well, we're not out of the woods yet, but we'll get through it, I promise you and you * rubs Varina's belly * Promise

🌂: Oh, I love you

🛹: And I love you

Hunk from the car

🌂🛹: I should go *🫳🏻 🫲🏽*

🛹: Bye✋🏽* Standing in the doorway *

🌂: *Mouths Bye 😟 while the vehicle drives away*

⭐️: J Dad wants to talk

Varina, Violet Varmitech belong to @jokerislandgirl32

the angstttt! I love it so much

What if Chris will work with Zach?

The first meeting part 2

"So that was your brother Chris?" Aviva asked and Martin nodded.

"Yes, the last time we saw each other we had a very hard fight, we said things to each other and well... I haven't seen him since" Martin explained.

"And who was the one next to him?" Jimmy questioned.

"This is Zach Var*interrupted*

"Guys, look at this!" Koki said, drawing the attention of the other three, "I looked up information about Zach and it turns out that he is an inventor and CEO of Varmitech Industries, a company that is dedicated to collecting animals and turning them into robots." Everyone was horrified to hear that. "And you say that your brother Do you work with him?" Koki asked offended.

"There has to be an explanation for this, I'm sure," Martin said, refusing to believe that his brother works in that horrible world.

"Mh....let's see Chris Kratt" Aviva searched and got some results "Chris Kratt biologist, zoologist and personal secretary of Varmitech industries, although he has some individual studies for the company he works for"

Everyone looked at Martin waiting for him to say something, on the other hand Martin grabbed his head more stressed than he was before, the looks on him were uncomfortable, it had been a long time since he felt comfortable with them, but he knew he had to say. something "I....this is my fault" was the only thing I managed to say about the one in blue

"Don't say that Martin, how would you know that your brother would work with someone like that?" Aviva consoled "we better make a plan to save those poor Oryx and talk to your brother and solve this"

"Yes, maybe we can meet him, Koki and I too," the pilot said enthusiastically.

"I have no intention of meeting him, I don't like people who hurt animals," Koki emphasized bitterly, who was very upset with the situation.

"Not us, but it's about my brother and I have things to talk to him about," said Martin, defending his brother. Maybe he doesn't know the reasons why he joined a company that harms animals, but that's no excuse. to treat him badly "Aviva, I think something occurred to me," the oldest finally smiled, leaving the others with the excitement and curiosity of knowing what occurred to him.

...

A new day had arrived, the bright sun greeted all living beings with its splendor, giving a good sign that that day would be beautiful.

Martin and Aviva went out with createrra where Zach and Chris were to start their plan, Martin was just hoping to be ready to talk to his brother and Aviva didn't seem very happy about what she had gotten "Eh? Hey it's your brother again" Zach said enthusiastically.

"Oh..." the boy said with little interest, who left without saying anything else. His boss tilted her head in confusion but preferred not to stop him, "he will have his reasons for leaving." He thought.

"Hello Zach, it's been a while," the older man greeted there.

"About 8 years to be more exact"

"Yes haha, um, Zach we were talking Aviva and I and she is very curious to know how to ride an Oryx" this made the inventor very happy who couldn't help showing it

"Really?" He asked excitedly, doing a lot to the girl.

"Hey, well, me," she said, a little uncomfortable because of the rudeness. "Come on, you'll have a lot of fun, I assure you!" She said and took her by the wrist and took her straight to the stables.

"Have fun," he greeted them, both inventors walked away. "Now to look for Chris," he said seriously and setting off.

Chris was looking at some papers, while he watched his boss chat with the purple girl and help her get into the Oryx. "She looks so happy." He thought to himself when he suddenly felt someone touch him on the shoulder.

"Hello," a shy Martin whispered, Chris felt like all the muscles in his body tense and prevented him from moving. "It's been a long time since we last saw each other, don't you think?" He joked nervously when he saw how the youngest didn't answer. "I understand that maybe you don't want to see me, I just wanted to know if you're okay." He said, looking away to see the two inventors talking.

"I'm fine, thanks for asking." He spoke with a certain tone of indifference that Martin never imagined hearing from his little brother. "Are you doing well?"

"Oh yes! In fact, I founded my own animal protection and research team!" He said excited to see that his brother was paying attention to him.

"Yes, mom told me a little about that when I talked to her, she said she was proud" this surprised Martin a lot, he didn't think that Chris would still communicate with the rest of the family after what happened between them and this Chris did. I noticed by the look of confusion and surprise on the older man's face, "that you and I had not been together anymore, that doesn't mean that I didn't communicate with the rest of the family," he clarified, you could see some discomfort at having to clarify it, "but You'd know if you went to family gatherings..." he hissed venomously.

"I didn't mean to make you angry friend, sorry, you know that kind of things happen to me hehe" I try to calm the tension that formed after the poisonous comment

"We are not friends," he said, keeping his distance from the opponent.

An awkward silence ensued after that, Chris seemed to wait patiently for his brother to leave while he continued with his work.

"And what are you doing?" He asked as he snooped through the important papers that Chris had in his hands.

"Don't act like you care," Chris stressed with an annoyed and tired expression, moving the papers away from Martin's gossiping gaze. And he began to walk away from there, being chased by Martin who did not stop talking to him.

"But if I care, at least you could tell me what you do with your life, I told you a little about mine, that's fair" he stood in front of him to prevent him from continuing walking, Chris only seemed more upset but he didn't want to make a fuss.

"Martin, please let me pass, I have work to do" he tried to move but his older brother prevented him from moving forward and in an accident Martin surrounded him with his arms, preventing him from moving, bothering the youngest a lot "are you in trouble or something like that? Let me go, is it?" "Seriously" The youngest ordered, clenching his fists in annoyance.

"No, I won't do it until you answer me," he clarified. Chris sighed tiredly and relaxed his fists.

"Okay, I'm fine, I have a job as a biologist and secretary at the company Zach founded, happy?" I ask, asking with my eyes to release him from that hug.

"Not at all, why did you decide to go with him?" Martin looked at him with pity and Chris looked away.

"He offered me a position, I needed a biologist and we had known each other since we were little, so why not?" He said in a carefree tone, Martin still had a pitiful look, he looked like a puppy who had been punished and Chris felt more uncomfortable in the hug "Can you let go of me now!?"

"Hey, okay," he said, releasing him, Chris adjusted his clothes and took a few steps back to have distance.

"If that was all you wanted to tell me, I'm leaving" he was going to take another path when one time they were called

"Chris!/Martin!" They were from Zach and Aviva, the two inventors were calling them so they had no choice but to go

....

"Wow, you're very good at this," Zach commented, surprised to see how Aviva had no problem jogging.

"Thank you, although it bothers me, I must admit that the seats are very comfortable" I said sadly "even so, I still believe that the Oryx should not be used as saddles"

"Well, that's your opinion," said the one in the black vest indifferently, trying to anger the girl.

"It's not just my opinion, there are many people who think the same!"

"Just like there are many others who believe that what I do is right," he said, smiling superiorly at her.

Aviva was silent for a moment, she knew that Zach was right about that, so she couldn't make him free the animals just like that, she had to think of something to save the Oryx, until an idea crossed her mind.

"Zach, how about a competition?" Aviva asked, trying to sound as interesting as possible.

"A competition? You want us to have an Oryx race!?" Seeing him so excited, Aviva decided to play along.

"Sure, but with certain rules" Zach nodded happily "you will use an Oryx and I will use my invention, if you win we will leave you alone and you can use the Oryx as mounts, but if I win, you will let them free"

"Well, okay, we'll see you in a while then," he said, confident that she was going to win.

"Well, in that case let's call the brothers" he suggested, hoping that part of his plan had worked on them.

"Yes, Chris will surely like the idea of ​​the game"

"Chris!/Martin!" The inventors called excitedly, seeing how Chris and Martin were walking towards them but they seemed upset and sad.

"What's wrong Sir?" the assistant asked

"Everything okay Aviva?" The older man asked, hoping for good news.

"Everything is fine, Zach and I had a competition. If they win, we will have to leave the Oryx on the mount, and if we win, they will have to release him," the short-haired girl explained.

"I understand, in that case, I will send the zachbots to look for a safe lead here."

"Huh, a race?

"Yes, so come on, we have to get ready," said the girl, taking the blue one by the collar of his jacket and dragging him away from there.

Chris gave a tired sigh as he watched them leave, which confused Zach with "everything okay?" He asked him worriedly, "Don't worry, Sir, it's my thing," he said somewhat discouraged as he left. Zach took one last look at the blue and purple spots and began to suspect that they were up to something else.

Chris: Okay, Donita, I’m not scared of you.

Donita: That’s alright. Zach!

Zach, approaching her side: Hello, Chris.

Chris: I’m not scared of you, either.

Gormond, appearing behind him: Hello, Chris...

Chris: Okay, YOU I’m scared of.

Donita: Drink your coffee and get out of here, idiots!

Daphne Feels Insecure

Vera and all of her siblings belong to the incredible @jokerislandgirl32

Daphne wondered one night, not for the first time, why couldn’t she be more like the Varmitechs? They had their lives together and were doing more than she was. Daphne knows comparison is hard but it's difficult when Vera, who is barely older than Daphne, is an incredible musician with a 4.0 GPA along with being in varsity ballet and gymnastics, somehow maintained a cheerful attitude, and was so gorgeous. Vera was everything that Daphne wanted to be and wasn’t, and while she would never admit it, she was extremely jealous of her. Vera didn’t have perceivable flaws, at least according to Daphne. She was jealous of the entire Varmitech family, they seemed to have something that Daphne didn’t and would never have. Every sibling was so unique and good at what they did and truly cared about it and each other. Daphne was even jealous of the Varmitech parents. She knew why her parents had to get divorced, but missed the unity and strength that Violet and Zach project. Everyone around them could tell that they were deeply in love and there was no question to be had about it. Zach and Violet wer both involved in all of their children’s lives deeply, something Daphne always felt insecure about. Zach could remember tiny details of his five earthside children’s lives while her own father was struggling to remember his oldest daughter and only child with Donita’s birthday. Daphne seemed to be terrible at everything Henry was good at. The worst part for Daphne though was that all of the Varmitechs really cared about her. They incorporated her into their family vacations and spent their own free time to help her. They were impossible to hate, but Daphne was still jealous. She knew she brought important skills to the table, but they just felt so mediocre and terrible compared to the talents everyone else had. Daphne knew it was normal to feel insecure, but also felt guilty for feeling negative thoughts towards people who changed her life so fundamentally. They were rays of sunshine in her dark clouds, and she appreciated them and all they did more than they could ever know, even when she was feeling jealous of all they had.

Some people get way too obsessed with Uno and get way too into it

(It’s me, I’m some people)

Quick little silly concept for a Zaviva 'fanchild', in quotations because uh, she isn't really a human child lol. I don't have a name for her right now, so suggestions are VERY WELCOME PLEASE PLEASE PL-

Check under the cut for further extensive rambling <3

OKAY!

So you might be asking "Joss!! Why is she a Zachbot and not a real human child???" And to that I say: I don't really think these two would have real children lol

It's like that opening scene from the movie Robots where they build their child. For my specific interpretations of Zach and Aviva, since they're T4T and I like to project into these fellows, I uhm! Don't really think Zach would enjoy being "the bearer of the curse" (referring to pregnancy)

Previous wording is a joke lol, but!! I do think it would be an accurate characterization for this failwife of a man that I resonate with

ANYWAYS, onto this girl herself!! Personality wise, I feel like she'd be similar to Creepie from Growing up Creepie! Which funnily enough shares a voice with Aviva. Feel as though she'd share that love for animals, but specifically regarding bugs and other... More morbid or macabre things lol

Think Wednesday Addams or Mandy from The Grim Adventures but more lively. Still very monotone though! It's that Zachbot in her, so she struggles to comprehend sarcasm or turns of phase. Mayhaps also an inherent Zach autism thing!

As of right now, I don't think she aligns with either the 'mommas girl' or daddy's girl' archetypes - she just kind of likes them both equally methinks Though, she definitely takes a lot after Aviva, both in general appearance and interests

I'd say that a lot of the time the crew and both Zach and Aviva forget that she's not a human in certain situations. Nothing major! I mean, normal Zachbots can withstand water and not short circuit lol so nothing that is DEADLY - just like. "Oh I forgot you have super strength" kinds of things

Random thoughts:

- No way she doesn't love Warrior Cats. I've never read it, know nothing about it, but she'd be roleplaying as a cat in a clan. Forcing anyone she can into it lol, with use of the Creature Power Suits or not

- ON THAT TOPIC, she would probably be fascinated with the CPS. No idea if she has the ability to use them or not. Can Zachbots use them? Who knows!

- She probably doesn't interact/mesh well with human children- Typical autism archetype, but I feel as though kids would recognize immediately that she's different. Maybe not BULLY HER, that's a bit much, but some sort of weird looks or treading lightly around her.

- She's like a typical early 2010s "weird emo kid". Maybe she uses site like MySpace? Is she allowed online? Probably not! Uh knowing yknow, the unlimited knowledge that could be horribly dangerous for a child let alone an android to have access to

Okay I have run out of thoughts FOR NOW..... If any of you have any ideas on what her name should be don't be afraid to share!! I have no idea what to do in that area lol. All that I know is that Aviva would insist that she'd have the last name Varmitech. (Off topic but as mentioned previously regarding 'I don't think these fellows would have a real child!' I also don't really think they'd get married, but that is subject to change if I think about it too much lol)

Varmibeth

The response to my poll was overwhelmingly positive so here's a little intro to everyone :)

A Macbeth-Wild Kratts crossover AU

Disclaimer: canon-divergent to Wild Kratts and Macbeth

all posts related to this AU will be under #varmibeth wk

The chapters will be posted in the original Acts and scenes from Macbeth with slight changes to content and writing

(Will be written in modern English in most cases)

Characters (some names were edited slightly):

Macbeth-Zach (Varmibeth)

Lady Macbeth-Violet (Lady Varmibeth) (@jokerislandgirl32)

Various Servants - Zachbots

Macduff-Chris (MacKratt)

Lady Macduff-María (Lady MacKratt)(@cat-angel-936)

Banquo-Donita

King Duncan-Martin

Malcolm-Yssa (@lovelynurseandhenchman)

Donalbain-Jimmy

Fleance-Dabio

Siward- Gourmand

Three Witches-Paisley,Koki,Aviva

Hecate-Nori (@caityrayeraye)

Apparitions - Daphne (@octoqueen10 aka me)

Porter- Rex and Jimmy

(I added/omitted a couple characters and gender-bent a couple characters for the sake of the story)

(characters will have bigger/smaller roles compared to their og media)

If I included your oc and you would not like me to, please dm or comment and I will remove them

*I do not own Macbeth or Wild Kratts