Sit Next To Me By Foster The People

happy birthday! I hope it’s filled with the happiest memories and lots of cake 😋😋😋

I don't know about you, but I'm finally

🎊22🎂

Reblog or tag anyone who's currently needs some a piece pink frosting chocolate cakes (no pressure)

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THE ZACH COSTUME!!

you inspired me @jokerislandgirl32 and I did myself haha. The hair isn't quite right but its the closest I could get

Sleepy (Bluberry) (my sona/self insert) picrew

Here picrew:

Picrew

CHARACTER MAKER

assemble your character. who is it? a girl or a guy? what does your character love and what does he hate? please don't pass it off as you

S3 Ep3: a girl named lucky

Henry goes to Grimmlestompe (Laurie,Cassandra and Chloe-Ann’s Birthplace) to get the ketchup that’s only sold in Grimmlestompe and that’s when he meets Grace or as what the town calls her Lucky in which shes Trin Mcintyre’s Sister. Ferb helps phineas with the garden and talk about how Bubba(Harley) is excited to see Jon in 3 weeks. And Varina got a copy of Justin Timberlake’s Mugshot in which London is Suprised to see how it’s impossible for a person to get a copy of a celebrity’s Mugshot, and Trin singing señorita for sunny to see if sunny can win red’s Heart

Note:

I was gonna post it this Saturday but I’m too excited lol and yes I’m aware I put two songs on there but it’s just that I love Britney and Justin’s Music and a huge fan of both of them but can the bullying of Britney and Justin should stop! It’s been 22 years since their breakup

Varina belongs to @jokerislandgirl32

I made this a long time ago but wanted to share it now.

I look at it and it makes me want to make a fanfic or some drawings 😂

So so adorable! Everyone shoud go and read asap!!!

✍️ + Zach Varmitech + "For you? Anything."

Something sweet for him and you!

M0th, *sobbing*, M0th, *sobbing*, I finally did it, after 2 years I finally wrote this prompt!  In response to this post.

The fic is called…..For you, Anything. Very original, right?

I’m back with this one shot that is actually a piece from my larger Wild Kratts Professor AU. Info on the AU can be found in the post below! Our by searching for this tag: #college professor wv au. The story is much larger, and I hope to post the entire story at some point, but for now I’ll give you this! 

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Zach & Violet Varmitech

Your WK college professor AU sounds interesting! What exactly does it entail? Like what kind of professor is Zach and how does he meet Viole

Summary

In an alternate universe where all the Wild Kratts characters are college professors, Zach Varmitech is a grumpy Chemistry professor. He spends his days teaching lackluster students and enduring the antics of the Kratt Brothers whose offices he’s sandwiched between. To make matters worse he’s acquired a teacher’s pet who just won’t leave him alone. Violet Tyler is a kind and intelligent student who follows him around like a lost puppy. Zach tries to ignore his growing feelings for her, but one chance event changes everything... 

Warnings

The warnings to note for this piece are mild to explicit language, Professor x student relationship (both of legal age), kissing, referenced inappropriate thoughts. The big warning is abuse/implied abuse, and references to past abuse/toxic relationship. Namely verbal abuse and mental abuse are described, with physical abuse implied. The scene itself is not graphic, no one is physically harmed, but it is present, so be warned. 

Story Links

Wattpad

For You? Anything.

In an alternate universe where all the Wild Kratts characters are college professors, Zach Varmitech is a grumpy Chemis...

Selfship Taglist Below Cut!

@sound-traveller

@crunch-crunch-eat-a-bunch

@superherokisser

@bitchywitchheart

@3qu1us-main

@fomybeloved

@alastorswifee

@skyliv

@creativegenius22

@genderqueer-bithing

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@mailiow

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@gui-mauves

@evander2511

@bat-anon

@bejeweled-wahlberg

@mouschirambles

@espresso-ships

Let me know if you want to be added/removed!

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what is each Varmitech’s coffee/drink order?

Thank you so much for this ask! I know it took a while to get to but I hope you enjoy reading about the Varmitech Crew’s favorite drinks! I wrote descriptions for everyone’s favorite drinks “in character,” which was very fun.

This ask also helped me figure out that 2 of the kiddos have food allergies, so thank you for adding to my world building process 😊! See answers below the cut!

Zach: Anything black and with extra caffeine….My preferred drink order is Black Eye Coffee, just listen to the name! It’s perfect! It has black coffee and two shots of espresso, the perfect combination for a busy businessman, inventor, and family man such as myself. I do add quite a bit of sugar to the mix, though. I like it black, but I can’t deny my sweet tooth.

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Violet: As someone with overactive bladder, I can’t really enjoy drinks. Anything but water or blueberry juice and I’m in misery 😭. But, if I am adventurous and decide to get a drink (rare), I am going for McDonald’s Mango & Pineapple Smoothie. I cannot drink anything with caffeine due to my medical conditions, and I dislike caffeine drinks anyway, so this is the perfect compromise, as I LOVE fruit and cold drinks!

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Varina: Ohhhhh, so many good choices, but I’ll have to say my favorite drink is Caffé Mocha! I just love the combination of the coffee and chocolate/mocha flavor! It’s like an ultra caffeinated hot chocolate to me 😋. I’m not a huge coffee fan, but this combination makes it manageable, and it just tastes delicious! I prefer to make it at home because I can add even more chocolate to it in a dusting on top of the cream!

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Vera: I do not enjoy the taste of coffee by itself, so I prefer to have coffee drinks that are so full of sugar and sweet flavors that the coffee taste is virtually unrecognizable, or it is at least masked in such a way that it’s palatable. I personally prefer cold coffee drinks and my favorite is the Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino from Starbucks. I adore the caramel flavor, drizzle, and the crunchy topping. It seems more like a milkshake than coffee, which I love!

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Victor: Red Eye Coffee. Dad, much to mom’s horror, had Vallen and me taking sips of his coffee as far back as we can remember. That was exactly what grandpa Tyler did with her so she was sure it would scar us for life like it had her. It didn’t for me, I grew up to crave strong, black coffee. But, I don’t like it as strong as dad, so I prefer the Red Eye Coffee with only one shot of espresso as opposed to two shots like Black Eye Coffee. Unlike dad, I cannot stand any sugar in my coffee, I want it black and unsweetened…as the coffee beans intended.

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Vallen: Welp I am the Varmitech with the peanut allergy, so I’m honestly too paranoid to order coffee, drinks, or food out. I am the person that makes my coffee at home, or I’ll have a Zachbot to prepare it for me, so I can ensure I don’t have to make an impromptu visit to the ER. Dad, Varina, and Vera taught me the art of at home coffee making, and my taste for coffee fell somewhere in between their preferred beverages. I am still traumatized by black coffee from when Dad gave it to me and Victor, but I like it sweet like him, and I like it flavorful like Varina and Vera, and iced/cold like Vera…so, I prefer flavored Iced Coffee. My personal favorite is Coconut Iced Coffee. I am checking the labels for each ingredient like a hawk, but I enjoy the cold coffee and sweet coconut flavor combo.

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Victoria: Guess who inherited mom’s overactive bladder and can’t enjoy drinks…me! It’s all for the best though because, like mom, I also find most drinks unpalatable. Add in my dairy sensitivity and that cuts out A LOT of options. But, if I am going to try and enjoy a drink, I will usually have the Vanilla Bean Crème Frappuccino from Starbucks. It HAS to be a nondairy version, but I really enjoy the vanilla flavor and little bits of vanilla beans!

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Varmibeth Act 1 Scene 1

This is a quick opening scene introducing the three Wild Women and the prophecy they have for Varmibeth

A/N: I tried the whole rhyming thing for them, let me know what you guys think

 Its windy and heavily raining 

Paisley (Witch 1): When do we tell him of his fate?

Do we say it now or should we wait?

Aviva (Witch 2): When the poacher’s ship has sailed?

When King Martin (Duncan) has prevailed?

Koki (Witch 3): That is when we tell the tale.

Paisley: To whom do we tell?

Aviva: Tell to the pale, the one who is prone to wail

Koki: Then he will prepare to set sail

Aviva: Come on Stuffo,

Koki:Pouncy

Paisley: Pavers

Nori (Hecate): Only time will tell

If Varmibeth is prone to wisdom or to HeIl

Jester sounds so cool!

07/27/2024

Dear Wild Kratts, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Anyways, this is my self insert bc self shipping is cool😋 (More info about him below) ((Sorry if my character seems too much like a Mary Sue))

Signature Color: White

Name: Jester Kratt

Nicknames: Little Crow (Brothers), Nerd / CopyCat (Aviva, jokingly), Rat brother (Zach)

Family: Martin Kratt (Older brother, Chris Kratt (Second older brother), Mrs. Kratt (Mother), Mr. Kratt (Father)

Life Story: Jester was the youngest and smallest of the family but he had a loud and chaotic personality to make a name for himself. Despite his bubbly and reckless persona, he was a great, straight A student, also becoming the golden child. His parents loved the compliments and validation they got from Jester simply being talented but that wasn't enough. The Kratt parents thought it was best to sign Jester up for as many things possible, putting him up for Ballet, Art, Language Arts, and Inventing, and maybe more. Eventually, Jester found himself in a Science Camp, sharing a short-lived bond between his brothers' friend, Aviva. Both slowly started losing their connection and started to turn on each other. Then, Jester found someone who would change their life, that was Zach Varmitech, a self centered, prick who just wanted power and fame. Jester and Zach became best friends in an instant, becoming a reckless and loud duo together, often annoying Aviva but never really bullying her. They both stayed best friends even after summer camp for years until Mr. and Mrs. Kratts believed that Zach was getting in the way of their son's success. Years went by with no contact, causing Zach to almost forget Jester was a Kratt Brother. Jester, disheartened and tired of wasting his life in trying to make his parents proud, runs away without giving them a goodbye to forever hang out with his brothers and his pals.

Personality: Loud, chaotic, reckless, fearless, bubbly, ecstatic

Hobbies: Art, inventing, ballet / dance, collecting, designing

Habits: Can NOT sit / stand still, jumps up and down when excited, loves running and jumping, sometimes walks on tippy toes, Forgets words in English and will shout it in another language

Extra: Had a crush on Zach in High School (Never got to confess), often argues with Aviva (Mostly jokes), would try to befriend a bear with Chris and Martin, often ate bad berries from the bushes in their backyard just because

(Guys, I swear he's just a silly guy)

Chris: Okay, Donita, I’m not scared of you.

Donita: That’s alright. Zach!

Zach, approaching her side: Hello, Chris.

Chris: I’m not scared of you, either.

Gormond, appearing behind him: Hello, Chris...

Chris: Okay, YOU I’m scared of.