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You are an all-powerful god, one that has walked the earth since the begining of time. There is nothing that can stand in your way, and nothing that dares having a sliver of arrogance in your presence.

You are Shaggy, the the strongest being in the universe. Usually, you do not meddle in the affairs of those beneath you, but one day, something interferes with your peace. The Greek god Zeus has his eye on Velma Dinkley, a mortal that you have taken a liking to. Describe your time dealing with this eyesore.

This is why tumblr got snapped.

Today’s Thot Character of the Day is: The Alt-Stealing Whore from Fire Emblem Heroes

OH MY GOD that's no fursona thats an enemy stand.

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

#Tiana #Gold #Beastboy #Fall

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

This is just the ending of devilman crybaby

The world has long since ended, angels and demons, survivors from the final war, scavenge for souls. God and Lucifer’s corpses orbit alongside a broken moon, they wield human weapons, their holy or damned blades long since rusted away. This world was supposed to be filled with humans when the end came, but it was barren, there is no radiation in the air, but one thing was common with the corpses, they were drained of blood.

I didn't realise that Venom was such lil baby.

Killer Queen Daisan no bakudan bite za dusto

I can't tell If this is yugioh 5Ds or Akira.

There's just something real unsavory with Ball of Mouse

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

The owner of the restaurant I work at married a northern woman and she changed the menu to stuff she liked. We went from 100+ people on a regular day to only 10 or 15 people until we changed it back.

southern food is so weird because it’s extremely bad for you and also doesn’t taste very good

Exyodia the Green one

Relatable

Awesome Analysis!

If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you do the starter pokemon for South Carolina along with the early route mons.

Absolutely! I would love to!

South Carolina Starter Pokémon and Early Routers:

South Carolina has a subtropical and humid climate. There are many rivers, swamps, marshes, coastlines, and other water bodies that make up the landscape in the state. Any Pokémon that would be native to this area would have to be adapted for life in the swamp, and a warm and powerful sun. 

Starters:

Grass - Rowlet

As a raptor, Rowlet would require ample prey items in order to survive. With most temperate small game rodent species like mice, rats, and muskrat, Rowlet would be perfectly adapted for life in the marshy South Carolinian environment. Furthermore, thanks to its spherical shape it can squeeze into tight spaces, such as nooks in trees in which it can roost. 

Fire - Tepig

Wild pigs have been present in South Carolina since the 1500s when they were first released by the Spanish settlers. Tepig would be ecologically successful just as wild hog in South Carolina because their intelligence and swiftness would allow them to utilize all of the resources the land would have to offer (berries, grubs, roots, etc.) all without having to be concerned for cool weather that may freeze through their thin coats of fur.

Water - Totodile

Totodile is made for this environment. As American Alligators are already a common site thanks to conservation efforts, Totodile would be no exception, and would have all of the same physiological adaptations that alligators would have to succeed in their environment. Their bipedalism may have evolved alongside with their bright colouration and dancing/display techniques, as Totodile would have to completely leave the murky, muddy water in order to be able to show off its bright colours. With plenty of small game for these Pokémon would grow up to be Apex predators. Early Route Pokémon:

Bidoof

There are already so many aquatic loving rodents that call the South Carolina swamps their home, Bidoof would fit right in. With so many waterbodies and trees for these Pokémon to take residence in, the sheer amount of resources alone is enough for this Pokémon to compete against many other rodent species that may also be in the area. 

Pikipek

Now, although I don’t necessarily think Toucannon may be the best adapted species for South Carolina, I believe that Pikipek would be a great Pokémon for South Carolina, because there are more microhabitats than just swamps. In order for woodpeckers to be successful they need 2 things; trees, and bugs, and if there is anything that is found in South Carolina it’s bugs and trees! There are ample forests around the wetlands in the state, and plenty of prey species for any woodpecker.

I hope you liked my analysis on South Carolinian Pokémon. If you have any comments or thoughts, let me know!

Meowr Meowny please!

This is the payday meowth, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

This is EXACTLY what happens when games don't stop beginner players from joining up with veterans.

YO OSCAR SEES BIG GRIMM FOR THE FIRST TIME

he goes from:

TO A FREAKING MANTICORE

BRUH ID MAKE THAT FACE TOOOO

and the worst part:

THERES AT LEAST THREE MANTICORES ASSAULTING THIS TRAIN.

Up until this point is safe to assume he hasn’t seen any grimm yet. Just fought evil people.

Our boy went from level 1 grimm to level 80 so fast. 

Me blocking porn bots and clown foot fetish blogs.

how is the healthcare system funded in pokemon, they must either have some sort of state which taxes the little shops which sell you ether and repel and shit or it’s some gigantic mutualist utopia or something

Got that new throbbin bone

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

When you're making an Agility build, but you find heavy armor that's just below your weight limit.

The armor has a built in sound system.

The trick to living forever?

Just dont die

I need this.

It’s horrible, especially when you accidentally kick a nest and they swarm while biting your kneecaps.

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

I got scared because i thought God of moderation perchu found out about my moreos.

death approaches

This is literally college.

if you haven’t read this already, it’s worth the read

My racist uncle is staying at my house because he and my aunt are fighting and he thinks that everything has to be at his standard, so he made me help cut the grass that was cut the day before.Afterwards when we were done he goes "Now it looks good like white people live here.". When I told this to my mom who is mixed, she didn't say anything about it.The next day, after we ate dinner at Applebee's I go to game stop to pick up a new ps4 controller and he asked why I waste my money on things like that and my mom, who hadnt said a thing all night chimes in "Probably them same reason you spend your money on cheap booze and whores" making my dad almost wreck the car from laughing and making my uncle goe to a motel the next day.

people think pirate metal is weird but nobody thinks so about viking metal