“Are you even listening to me?”
“Where are your pants?”
“I laugh because I hurt inside.”
“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”
“You look like an open autopsy.”
“That’s french for ‘go away’.“
“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”
“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”
“Put me down!”
“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”
“What did you just do?!”
“Stop filming me, moron!”
“It was all me, by the way.”
“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”
“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I may have mildly panicked…”
“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”
“I am very, very bad under pressure!”
“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””
“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”
“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”
“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”
“It’s do or die, most likely die.”
“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”
“You make me smile.”
“Liam Neeson would do it.”
“Jail can’t stop me.”
“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”
“I remain confused.”
“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”
“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”
“Can someone shoot him?”
“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“
“Quick, blend in!”
“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”
“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”
“Can I help you?”
“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”
“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”
“KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!”
“Well that was unsettling.”
“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”
“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”
Person A: i miss him Person C: …. Person A: oh gosh, i miss him so much Person C: …. Person A: *sighs* i miss him so freaking much Person C: *slams hand on the table* HE’S JUST IN THE BATHROOM WILL YOU CALM DOWN OH MY GOSH
“I’m even imagining you working out.”
“Of course you do. What do you see?”
“A cutie dying from exhaustion.”
Colours: White Grey Pink Brown Blue Rainbow Matching to an ingame path
Types: Stone Brick Wood Borders
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Beach Rugs Location Markers Train tracks Water Plant
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Albums
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Colours: Pink Brown
Types: Bed covers Sofas Cushions Stall Vending Machines Mugs
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Colours: White Pink Brown Red Blue Green Purple Yellow Black
Types: Tops Dresses Hats
Aesthetics: Denim
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Animal Crossing: Bob Marshal Raymond Filbert Mitzi Daisy
Pokémon: Eevee
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“Don’t listen to them, please. Try and shut them out. They’re not real, this isn’t real.”
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
Angsty Hurt/Comfort Prompts for Anon
I hope you like them!!
- A notices a change in behaviour from B, and when A asks what is wrong, B tells them that their family and them have been arguing again, so A tells them that they can come over to A’s house, so they don’t have to stay in that environment anymore, B tears up and hugs A, and A and B talk about what happened and A listens to everything that B has to say
- A really want to see the Moon tonight because it is special celestial event, but the clouds come and block the beauty of the Moon and A gets really upset so B tells A to jump in their vehicle and they are going to drive until they can see the moon
- A looses their pet dog and B helps them look for it in the area, and A starts to cry because their dog is like their child, they have a hard time parting with them for a couple of hours, let alone this, and B wraps their arms around A as A cries into them
- A makes B watch a sad movie, and B knows that A is going to cry at the end, so B keeps the tissues and chocolates close, they then wrap a fluffy blanket around A and A leans into B, so then B puts their arm around A
- A isn’t completely over C and C shows up to the dance, that A is going to, with D on their arm, so B asks them to dance and A and B have the best time ever, and A completely forgets about C
- A’s vehicle breaks down on the highway in the middle of the night and A is frantic because they don’t know how to fix it, and they call B to help and B rushes over and fixes A’s vehicle, and reassures them that everything is going to be okay, as they wipe away A’s tears
- A really wants to go to an art gallery because a piece is being sold, and it was their late mother’s, but the gallery refused to give them the piece, and are auctioning it off, so B goes with A, and A looses the auction, but B wins it for A using their savings, and A couldn’t be happier that B got it for them
- A becomes a vampire and B has to console them because all A ever wanted was to have their own kids, but now that has all be ripped away from them, so B stays with them and holds them in their arms as A cries
- A breaks down because of the mental stress of university and B comes over and tells them that they will over come this, because university isn’t life, it’s just a chapter, not A’s life, and A starts to feel a lot better when B puts everything into perspective for them
- A and B go canoeing and they loose a paddle and B realizes that they are in the middle of the lake, they can’t see the shore and a storm is coming, and B starts to panic because they didn’t even want to be out on the lake in the first place, and A has to calm them down and wipe their tears away
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